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Greetings. My new icon exudes the very essence of coolness, does it not? I mean, it is scientific fact that the Fonz was the coolest person in existence. It was proven in 1959, before the Fonz existed, because his coolness is so cool that it sent ripples back in time. The ripples made various jukeboxes spontaneously start playing music, some of which would not actually be written for a few years yet (this all started in 1948, it just took scientists 11 years to prove it, and deduce the cause.), and made a lot of girls suddenly become aroused for no apparent reason, which was often accompanied by an inexplicable snapping noise. When Henry Winkler stopped appearing on TV as the Fonz, everyone in the entire world suddenly became less cool, because they were no longer enveloped in his cool aura. They also all became more cool, relatively speaking, because the pure AWESOME that was the Fonz was no longer ruining the curve.
If you look at my icon for at least five seconds without blinking, you will become 50% cooler for the next twenty-four hours. Side effects may include intense sexual desire (regardless of your gender or orientation), humming 50s pop songs that you have never even actually heard, and spontaneously saying "Ayyy!".
If you look at my icon for at least five seconds without blinking, you will become 50% cooler for the next twenty-four hours. Side effects may include intense sexual desire (regardless of your gender or orientation), humming 50s pop songs that you have never even actually heard, and spontaneously saying "Ayyy!".