Asshat Opera Company presents: Lohengrin

[wrog]

Yeah okay, I had to do this.

Apologies to cleolinda for vaguely stealing her format
(though you'll notice I decided not to call this "Lohengrin in 15 minutes").

And apologies to everyone else for, well, everything...Act I
Scene 1
[Brabant castle. TOWNSPEOPLE are arguing.]

ORANGE-CLAD TOWNSPEOPLE:
You suck!

RED-CLAD TOWNSPEOPLE:
No, you suck

Comments

[joxn]

Love ya, wrog.

Maybe I'll do Meistersinger.

[joxn]

Oh, and:KING:
Hm. Not bad. I think I would like one of those for my castle.

So funny because it's so true. I've seen that swan.

[kathrynt]

I am laughing so hard my face hurts.

*loves*

[emmacrew]

Clearly I need to stay out late spinning with kathrynt more often.

[unbound_spirit]

Hey, someone in the operasingers community posted a link to this, and I'd just like to say that this is wholy crap the funniest thing on earth! You should do Tristan next.

[dkw]

He's not making this up, you know.