[Team Three] From the Balcony
It turns out I wrote 250 words of Statler and Waldorf for this round. Well, Statler/Waldorf, really, but only in that it's established that they live together, nothing shippy, I don't want to get anybody's hopes up if this is your OTP.
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bluedreaming you're up next! Ending sentence is "This I gotta see."