[Team 1] Pigging out

Aug 21, 2020 23:56

Fandom: Kingdom Hearts, g-rated, no pairing, words: 288. Super, super short snippet about Roxas, Axel, and their new piggy friend.



“I’ve got my eye on you, Pigbar.”

Roxas hollered, “I heard that!”

Sora frowned at the commotion down the hallway, running towards Roxas’s voice. “What’s wrong, Rox-uh… what’s that?”

Roxas looked down at the pink animal by his feet. “It’s a pig.”

“His name is Pigbar,” Axel added, only to let out a grunt when Roxas elbowed him.

“No, it’s not. His name is Porkchop.”

Sora didn’t think that was a very nice name for a pig anyway. “Ooookay… and what is, uh, the pig doing here?”

“He ate-”

“Don’t say it!!” Axel said hurriedly, leaning over to lay a hand over Roxas’s mouth.

Roxas’s eyes were unamused.

Sora watched as Axel’s face suddenly scrunched up in disgust as Roxas licked his hand. With a squeak and a cringe, Axel pulled away and hurriedly wiped his palm on his pant legs.

Roxas smirked, then turned back to Sora. “He ate Axel’s new keychain. So we have to watch him until he, uh, passes it. Or throws it up. I’m not sure which one Axel is hoping for.”

“I was hoping for bacon,” Axel grumbled.

The pig snorted and headbutted Axel, apparently unamused by the sentiment.

Unable to hide his smile, Sora raised his arms, hiding his hands behind his head. “So where did Mr, uh, Pig come from?”

“This new world we discovered. Some kind of Farm…” Roxas shuddered. “I swore the cows were talking.”

Sora laughed, reaching a hand out to pet the pig. “Well, I’m sure that keychain will show up soon.”

He continued his way down the hallway, laughing once more at the thought of Roxas and Axel following a pig around all day.

He supposed there were worse days to spend a Saturday evening.
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