Okay, this is completely weird but...
I've compiled a list of things I want to happen when I die. You know, like a will of sorts? Okay!
First off, I want to be Cremated. I don't care if I have to have a wake, first, I want to be cremated.
Just throw me into a box for like, a day, and then burn my body to hell, okay? Oh, whoops...maybe saying 'burn it to hell' wasn't a good...thing...for my christian relatives... Oh well, what ya gonna do about it?
When they bring me into wherever they're going to have the wake (yes, I know they WILL have a wake, despite my wishes) I want either of two songs playing...
If I die in my sleep/in a bed: I just had sex - Lonely Island. I don't care if Lonely Island is obsolete by then, I want it. I don't even care if I died sleeping, or innocently doing nothing in bed, I want it.
If I die anywhere else: Unhateable - Dead by April/Aprl (I dunno which way its spelled) but c'mon...I'm unhateable, so why shouldn't the song be that way? xD
...I don't know what to do with my possessions, but i want my harry potter books to go into my casket, if they do decide to hate me and bury me...
First off, I want to be Cremated. I don't care if I have to have a wake, first, I want to be cremated.
Just throw me into a box for like, a day, and then burn my body to hell, okay? Oh, whoops...maybe saying 'burn it to hell' wasn't a good...thing...for my christian relatives... Oh well, what ya gonna do about it?
When they bring me into wherever they're going to have the wake (yes, I know they WILL have a wake, despite my wishes) I want either of two songs playing...
If I die in my sleep/in a bed: I just had sex - Lonely Island. I don't care if Lonely Island is obsolete by then, I want it. I don't even care if I died sleeping, or innocently doing nothing in bed, I want it.
If I die anywhere else: Unhateable - Dead by April/Aprl (I dunno which way its spelled) but c'mon...I'm unhateable, so why shouldn't the song be that way? xD
...I don't know what to do with my possessions, but i want my harry potter books to go into my casket, if they do decide to hate me and bury me...