[ in the background you can hear screaming from
diveweekly at the office. Konoha looks some mix of annoyed and sheepish and frightened of his boss.
and then he turns his attention to the D-Comm, notes it's recording, and then clears his throat and starts talking. ]
So, uh ...
Everyone knows how the weekly digital world news reports have been kinda ... nonexistent, right? I'm sorta here on behalf of them, letting everyone know that we've been having massive technical difficulties and will have to postpone the next installment of the news for a little while.
... Sorry for the inconvenience.
[ something crashes in the background, followed by more screaming. Konoha flinches and then shuts the feed off. ]
( ooc: permission granted by Jeni for this. C: )