Tiana and Stacey’s List of the Probable Reasons Writer Tessa Hasn’t Blogged Lately
The Depressed Version
1. She’s depressed that Prince William got engaged.
2. She’s depressed that her all-time favorite Bachelor, Andy Baldwin, hasn’t followed her back on twitter.
3. She’s depressed that a writing contest she entered has been cancelled due to insufficient entries.
4. She’s depressed that Nathan Bransford is no longer an agent.
5. She’s depressed that James Frey is trying to take advantage of writers.
The Busy Version
1. She’s busy voting for Bristol Palin on Dancing With The Stars.
2. She’s busy sending DMs to Mark Ballas on twitter, telling him to go easy on the eyeliner.
3. She’s busy feeling the busy-ness of her writing friends who are Nano-ing.
4. She’s busy trying to wrap up edits on two manuscripts.
5. She’s busy tracking down tickets to the joint New Kids on the Block/Backstreet Boys concert next summer.
1. She’s depressed that Prince William got engaged.
2. She’s depressed that her all-time favorite Bachelor, Andy Baldwin, hasn’t followed her back on twitter.
3. She’s depressed that a writing contest she entered has been cancelled due to insufficient entries.
4. She’s depressed that Nathan Bransford is no longer an agent.
5. She’s depressed that James Frey is trying to take advantage of writers.
The Busy Version
1. She’s busy voting for Bristol Palin on Dancing With The Stars.
2. She’s busy sending DMs to Mark Ballas on twitter, telling him to go easy on the eyeliner.
3. She’s busy feeling the busy-ness of her writing friends who are Nano-ing.
4. She’s busy trying to wrap up edits on two manuscripts.
5. She’s busy tracking down tickets to the joint New Kids on the Block/Backstreet Boys concert next summer.