What I do with my ace bandages...
So, I have this really cool army patterned tank top that Corinne and I bought at the Army Surplus store last year on Halloween. Its pretty much amazing.
I went to try it on last night because I thought it would make a cute outfit. Well, I seriously looked like a I had a spare tire around my waist. Dear God, please give me the ability to purge, take laxatives, and run.
Well, how to solve this dilemma? Eureka! Remember those burns I got a month or so back? I have tons of ace bandages from that!. I realize that a girdle, or body slimmer would work better. But, whats a man to do when he's strapped for time! So, I wrapped three or four of these around my waist...and lets just say I would have brought ALL the boys to the yard had I warn that out. Alas, I chickened out.
Whatevan