Mar 05, 2006 19:39
Life is like...
The benches creak and groan as people shift in their seats. Mass has started. The priest walks up and down the aisles submerging everyone in incense. Everyone is quiet and pious. Everyone prays. The ushers hand out the pamphlets and the sermon begins. Each pamphlet outlines the sermon, and has blanks for you to fill in. The pamphlet says Obey ______. You write in One because that is the answer. Your friend reaches across with her pen and scribbles on your page Kenobi. It says Obey One Kenobi...Like the Jedi sort of. You both start laughing so hard that your sides hurt. You have tears rolling down your face. Your skin is blotched and red. Everyone is staring at you, but you just can't help it because that joke was so damn funny.
That is what life is like to me.