Title: Another Man's Castle
Fandom: Burn Notice
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: Sam, Michael (Gen, Humor)
Rating: PG
Prompt: #67, "Home"
Word Count: 709
Summary: Sam raises some obvious questions about Michael's living arrangements.
Author's Notes: Mild spoilers through early S4, which reveal nothing important except that the show's creators are ignoring a glaring background issue that desperately begs to be mocked.
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So, Michael, it's been what-three years?