Dragon It Out (#212 "dragon")
Title: Dragon It Out
Based on: (original)
Challenge: #212 "dragon"
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.
"What brings you to my castle, good sir knight?"
"Regarding the dragon which has repeatedly attacked your kingdom, Milady-"
"Do you wish to fight this dragon? Many men have- and lost their lives."
"Ah, but I have an advantage. Have you heard why one should not meddle in the affairs of dragons?"
"Of course. 'Because you are crunchy and taste good with catsup'."
"I have some catsup right here." *SQUIRT!* "Milady? Please lick me."
"This is most irregular!... But, very well... YECCH!!"
"You see, Milady?"
"Indeed. No dragon or interior decorator dare attack you, for you have remarkably poor taste."