Defaced (#199 "save")
Title: Defaced
Based on: (original)
Challenge: #199 "save"
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Implied violence.
"Didja ask Becky to the dance?"
"No. I heard that Big Joe is gonna ask her."
"So? Hurry up and ask her before he gets her."
"Uh, you know Big Joe, right? The guy who told me to stay out of his way, or else he'd rip off my face and shove it up my-"
"Everybody knows that you like Becky. If you don't ask her, everybody will see you for the contemptible coward that you are."
"In other words, I have to lose my face in order to save face?"
"Yes!!"
"Do you realize how stupid that is?"
"Yes!!"