Strange Fruit (#159 "immature")
Subject: Strange Fruit
Fandom: Saber Marionette J
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Mild adult humor.
Saber Marionette J © Bandai Visual / Sotsu Agency / TV Tokyo.
With no money to buy any other food, Otaru and Bloodberry had gone into the woods in search of fruit.
Bloodberry walked up to a tree and effortlessly shook it. Fruit rained down on her and Otaru. "Woo hoo!" Bloodberry said. "Jackpot!"
Otaru examined a fruit. "Mmm... no, these aren't ripe. I'd prefer more mature fruit. It's much sweeter."
"Like me?" Bloodberry purred seductively. "That makes sense. Who'd want an immature marionette, like a sour Lime or a bitter Cherry, when they could have sweet, sweet Bloodberry luhrrve."
"Uh, Bloodberry?" Otaru said, a bit nervously. "You're 'shaking the wrong tree'."