Redress Undress (#129 "linked")
Subject: Redress Undress
Fandom: Oh My Goddess!
Type: Humor; 200 words
Warnings: Nudity and adult humor.
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Keichii found Skuld working at a computer terminal, with Urd at her side. "Performing remote administration?" Keiichi asked.
"Something like that," Urd said. "Someone's stealing bandwidth from Yggdrasil."
"That sounds serious," Keiichi said.
"Not really," Skuld said. "They're only using enough power to generate their clothing, like the three of us do all the time. They've also stolen some of Urd's fashion designs."
"Huh," Keiichi said. "It's like someone was making an Internet page, and they hot-linked to an image on another server. What are you going to do about it?"
Skuld giggled. "Cut off the bandwidth, of course-- and erase their clothing." She pushed a single key.
Keiichi pulled a face. "You knew who it was, didn't you."
Urd grinned malevolently. "And now, I must hunt her down and taunt her mercilessly."
A naked and powerless Mara cowered in a public bathroom, trying to think of a way out of her latest predicament.
Urd opened the door and leaned in. "How ya doin', Mara?"
"What do you think!?" Mara snarled. "Give me a CD, so I can transport outta here!!"
"No, I think I'll leave you here," Urd said. "By the way, this is a men's restroom."
Mara whimpered.