Fighting Words (#120 "fight")
Subject: Fighting Words
Fandom: Azumanga Daioh
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.
Azumanga Daioh © Kiyohiko Azuma / Mediaworks / Azumanga Daioh Committee / ADV Films.
Tomo walked up to Kagura-- and flicked her in the forehead.
"OW!!" said Kagura. "Are you trying to start a fight!?"
"Yes," said Tomo.
Kagura rubbed her forehead. "Why!?"
"Why not?" Tomo said, as Yomi walked up. "You try to start fights with Sakaki."
"Challenges," Kagura said. "I challenge her."
"Challenge, fight-- same thing," Tomo said.
"Actually, they're completely different," Yomi said flatly.
"Fine!" Tomo said. "I challenge you to a fight!!"
"NO!!" Kagura yelled. "You're not making any sense!!"
Tomo's reply was cut off by a dope-slap from Yomi. "Trying to understand Tomo," said Yomi, "is a losing fight."