Subject: Eating At Her
Fandom: You're Under Arrest!
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.
You're Under Arrest! © Kodansha / TBS / KSS Films / AnimEigo.
Miyuki walked up to the Chief's desk, holding an empty box. She was followed by an unusually quiet Natsumi.
"Someone ate all the manjou in the break-room fridge again," Miyuki said.
The Chief raised an eyebrow. "Should we question the staff?"
"No, no," Miyuki said. "Our 'thief' will give herself away."
Natsumi sweat-dropped, and tugged at her collar.
Miyuki continued. "Her guilt will eat at her... torturing her without respite... until it unbalances her mind-"
Natsumi suddenly wailed. "WHAAA!! I ATE THEM!! WHAAA!!"
Miyuki smiled sadly. "Natsumi, it's a good thing that you're a police-woman. You'd make a terrible criminal."