There's A Bathroom On The Right
Subject: There's A Bathroom On The Right
Fandom: You're Under Arrest! OVA/TV
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.
Inspired by, and titled with, a popular "mondegreen" of the song "Bad Moon Rising" by CCR.
You're Under Arrest! © Kodansha / TBS / KSS Films / AnimEigo.
Miyuki was driving an early morning patrol with Natsumi.
She glanced at her partner. "You've been drinking coffee all morning, Natsumi. Were you up late, last night?"
"Yup!" a caffeinated Natsumi said. "But I gotta be awake and alert! I can't let anything get past me when I'm on patrol!"
Miyuki sighed. "Relax, Natsumi. It's a quiet morning-"
Natsumi suddenly shrieked, and pointed. "THERE!! STOP THE CAR!!"
Miyuki slammed on the brakes. "WHAT!? What is it!?"
Natsumi jumped out of the car. "It's a convenience store with a public restroom! After drinking all that coffee, I can hardly contain myself!!"