Jai guru deva om
so gay dance offs are pretty sweet even though my day started out kind of shitty, in that i wasn't quite sure if i would even make it to seattle...seeing as somebody stole my two dollars for the bus (i think it was my geology teacher) but then it pretty much worked out okay because lucky for me my dad works in downtown seattle and was heading out there around the time i needed to be there anyway. yippie hooray!
so after waiting and eating and trying on ridiculously overpriced makeup tito, rebekah and i were ready to be blown away by gay...figuratively speaking of course...except maybe tito
we saw gay boys
and lesbians
bekah and i were both pretty stoked
then some guy gave me a sign to hold at the function. it read "cum on feel the dance" ....i didn't hold it up for long though. mostly because i was jealous that i wasn't the comedic genius behind it all.
then there was ass
and the gay boys won because well they're pretty much awesome...oh and probably because of that ass
then eve showed up...with hula hoops for all
we learned a great lesson in why we should never bite a hula hoop...thanks tito :/ he's gay you know
then there was more ass...and yes, it does say OMG! on eve's ass....lovely
tito is pretty much obsessed with me and eve...or at least parts of us :/ he's gay you know
then we went to bauhaus for coffee. bekah and i decided it provided a great myspace camwhore setting
then i made out with tito at one of the qfcs on broadway
even though i didn't really because i was just pretty much doing this...just the camera was at a different angle.
but i was really about that far away...besides he's gay you know
so yeah i got to meet one of tito's friends who was neat and helped me sharpen my skills in the land of tequila shots...plus he offered to smoke me out whenever which you can never have too many of those kind of friends right? oh and then this morning i scored some weed that some of tito's neighbors had left in his apartment. could the day have been any better? well maybe if there was a little less lesbian molestation...but i really can only go by what tito's telling me and i don't want to be a pessimist here...so we'll say NO. NEVERRRRRRR!
so after waiting and eating and trying on ridiculously overpriced makeup tito, rebekah and i were ready to be blown away by gay...figuratively speaking of course...except maybe tito
we saw gay boys
and lesbians
bekah and i were both pretty stoked
then some guy gave me a sign to hold at the function. it read "cum on feel the dance" ....i didn't hold it up for long though. mostly because i was jealous that i wasn't the comedic genius behind it all.
then there was ass
and the gay boys won because well they're pretty much awesome...oh and probably because of that ass
then eve showed up...with hula hoops for all
we learned a great lesson in why we should never bite a hula hoop...thanks tito :/ he's gay you know
then there was more ass...and yes, it does say OMG! on eve's ass....lovely
tito is pretty much obsessed with me and eve...or at least parts of us :/ he's gay you know
then we went to bauhaus for coffee. bekah and i decided it provided a great myspace camwhore setting
then i made out with tito at one of the qfcs on broadway
even though i didn't really because i was just pretty much doing this...just the camera was at a different angle.
but i was really about that far away...besides he's gay you know
so yeah i got to meet one of tito's friends who was neat and helped me sharpen my skills in the land of tequila shots...plus he offered to smoke me out whenever which you can never have too many of those kind of friends right? oh and then this morning i scored some weed that some of tito's neighbors had left in his apartment. could the day have been any better? well maybe if there was a little less lesbian molestation...but i really can only go by what tito's telling me and i don't want to be a pessimist here...so we'll say NO. NEVERRRRRRR!