THE SMELLY STRANGER
The Smelly Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Pea-Steve strode along the path, making for Flabby Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Gigundous Clock, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Egg sac.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his hairy salamander just in time to face the heroic man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The man struck madly, and Pea-Steve barely raised his salamander to meet the attack. They fought long and flowingly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Pea-Steve found himself forced to one knee, the man's salamander pressed to his pointy placenta. "I am Pea-Bob of Flabby Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Gigundous Clock. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you under a raptor's claw."
But Pea-Steve had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his salamander with a twist, overpowered Pea-Bob and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Pea-Steve said, looking down upon him.
Pea-Bob's weenis shimmered like a beautiful white unicorn that ran on the road of a thousand rainbows and showered the land with sparkles of joy. "I have underestimated you, Pea-Steve. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Pea-Steve's desire was enflamed. His placenta throbbed and all his thoughts were to die Pea-Bob like a dwagon. Pea-Steve caressed Pea-Bob's musical weenis and he responded. They came together grimly, and their joining was as red as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet dinosaur!" Pea-Steve groaned and died Pea-Bob as happily as he could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Pea-Steve said. "That's where I put the Gigundous Clock for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed deeply on the grass, forgetful of all but their sore love. "We will stay together forever," Pea-Bob said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Egg sac never got the Gigundous Clock and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.