Because I'm bored and I still haven't washed my work clothes.
I stole these from Mike.
I sort of just wanted to see how I would answer his questions.
1. Who are you? I am Sam.
2. Are we friends? Yes, I think so.
3. When and how did we meet? We met a few months ago on my first day at KFC when you showed me how to make cole slaw and corn.
4. How have i affected you? I think you've made me less shy, actually. It's difficult to be shy at the porn store.
5. What do you think of me? I think you're a great guy.
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? do you think of me? Hmm. My fondest memory would probably be the first time we talked on the phone for, like, two hours. Of course I think of you. (Actually, my fondest memory might be holding hands and skipping through the KFC parking lot on the way out to see the racoons. It's a tie.)
7. How long do you think we will be friends? I couldn't begin to guess.
8. Do you love me? Who doesn't?
9. Do you have a crush on me? Lol, even if I did I wouldn't tell you. Your ego is big enough. ;-)
10. Would you kiss me? Um... you have a girlfriend.
11. Would you hug me? Yes, I hug you all the time.
12. Emotionally, what stands out? The (very rare) times I actually feel like I'm hearing you. That sounds strange, I know, but I think I can count on one hand how many times since we've started talking that I felt like I was talking to the real Mike. So I guess it's your layers. You're complicated, but you're worth it.
13. Do you wish I was cooler? Absolutely not. You're already too cool for your own good.
14. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? Lol, I'm not even going to answer that.
15. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Aladdin. :-) A Whole New World. That simple.
16. Am I loveable? Yes, very much so.
17. How long have you known me? About three months, I think.
18. Describe me in one word. Wonderful.
19. What was your first impression? I had a very strong first impression of you. (You're really good at first impressions, aren't you?) I remember at the end of my first day thinking that you were just such an awesome guy and I thought we could be really great friends.
20. Do you still think that way about me now? Yeah. Of course I know you better now, but yes.
21. What do you think my weakness is? I... don't know.
22. Do you think I'll get married? If you want to, I'm sure you will.
23. What makes me happy? Asians. ;-)
24. What makes me sad? Bourbon cereal.
25. What reminds you of me? The porn store (lol, isn't that awful?), Red Lobster, Circle K, Fall Out Boy, the money in the cash register when all the presidents aren't facing the same way, etc.
26. If you could give me anything what would it be? Happiness.
27. How well do you know me? Probably not well enough.
28. When's the last time you saw me? At work yesterday.
29. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Yep.
30. Do you think I could kill someone? Not on purpose.
31. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same? I don't know. You've been so busy lately... Probably just staying the same.
32. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen? I don't think I know you well enough to talk to you about anything. But despite you claiming that you don't listen, you seem to always remember things that would imply that you do. So, actually, if I tried you probably would.
33. Are you going to put this on your xanga/livejournal/myspace and see what I say about you? If you knew I was doing it, absolutely.
34. Do I have your phone number? Yes, you do.
I filled it out about Mike, though.
Name:
Samantha
Age: 18
Height: About 5'3"
Body Type: Average.
Hair color: Reddish brown. (It depends on who you ask.)
Eye color: Blue.
Favorite color: Pink.
Favorite food: tortillia soup from M&E's.
Whats your AIM or MSN screen name (optional): Don't have 'em.
Tattoos? Lol, no.
Piercings? One in each ear.
Drink? Again, no.
Smoke? Nope.
Any Other drugs? Nope.
Would you care if i drank? If I did I could never hang out with you.
Are you a virgin? I am.
Is sex all your looking for? Definitely not.
Do you have any STD's? Definitely not.
Would you kiss me anytime? Sure, if we were together, but we aren't, so...
Anywhere? Pretty much. Anywhere except at work when Adelio or Jeremy (and maybe Ashley) are there.
Do you like to cuddle? Cuddling is nice.
How much? As much as you like.
Have you ever been cheated on? I haven't.
Would you cheat on me? No, of course not.
Have you ever cheated on someone? No, and I would never cheat on someone I cared about.
List your top 3 bands
1. Green Day
2. ....I don't know.
3. ... Yeah, I still don't know. I like a lot.
Top 3 movies
1. Phantom of the Opera
2. Pay It Forward
3. Hm... I'm not sure.
Do you like to party? I've never actually partied, so I don't really know.
What if i wanted to stay home and watch a movie with you? That would be wonderful.
What if i wanted to kiss you in the rain? Aww. Again, wonderful. (Except we might get sick. But we probably wouldn't be thinking about that.)
Are you spontainiouse? Um, not really. But you are, so you would balance things out.
Willing to try new things? It depends.
Like your picture taken? Sometimes.
Do you drive? Lol, you didn't even know I could drive until yesterday. No, I don't drive.
Go to school? Homeschooled.
IMPORTANT QUESTIONS!
Would you hold my hand as we walk through the mall? Of course. I held your hand walking through the porn store, so the mall's a piece of cake at this point.
Would you push me up against a wall and kiss me? If we were together, yes, I would probably do something like that.
What about random kisses? Of course. Random kissing is the best kind of kissing.
Would you sleep over at my house and hold me all night? I would.
Will you only call me sexy if you mean it? Yeah.
Would you ever lie to me? No. I'm a terrible liar.
A Few Randome Questions
What do you think of:
Ferrets? I... don't think of ferrets.
Little dogs? I have a few.
Messy rooms? I have one of those.
Sweatpants? Comfy?
Playing in the rain? Fun!
Showers completly clothed? I've never done it, and never really thought about it.
Just hanging out doing nothing? I love hanging out and doing nothing.
Talking on the phone for hours? Very enjoyable. We did that once.
Talking about completly usless and random things for hours? Lol, it's fun to talk about useless and random things.
Why did you fill this out? I wanted to see how I would answer the questions.
How bad do you wanna go out with me? I've already been out with you. Porn store. Very romantic.
What do you think is your best feature? Everybody loves my hair. Or my eyes. I'm not sure which one is the best.
Is there anything else you would like me to know? I can't look at you when you're giving me a puppy dog face.
1. Have we kissed?:
No.
2. Do you want to?: Um, maybe if you didn't have a girlfriend. I don't think she would like that very much.
3. What would you like our relationship to be?: We could stand to see more of each other, that's all I know.
4. Have we dated?: No, but we have been to the porn store together. :-)
5. Did you like it?: Lol! According to you I did.
6. Do you want to date?: *Points to your girlfriend*
7. Are we close friends?: Mm, not close enough. (I still hesitate before I call you.)
8. Would you be here if I needed you?: Absolutely.
9. Are you attracted to me?: Well, of course, you're wonderful and adorable.
10. Mentally, sexually, or both?: I don't know. You're certainly blunt, aren't you?
11. Do you love me?: Of course; I said a bad word for you to prove it.
Appearance
Do you like my-
12. Face?: Yes.
13. Eyes?: They're very nice eyes.
14. Lips?: I... will have to pay more attention. :-/
15. Body?: Yeah.
16. Arms?: You have nice arms. I like good arms.
17. Legs?: I... have only seen them in jeans, but they look very nice in jeans, yes.
18. Clothes?: Yes, for the most part. (The tiny 98 Degrees shirt kind of made me giggle.)
19. Ass?: I normally don't pay much attention to butts.
20. Hands?: Yes.
21. Hair?: Oh yes.
Do think I'm-
22. Sexy?: I don't know, I've never seen you get excited over a chalupa. (Stupid little things get me.)
23. Beautiful?: I do.
24. Hot?: I honestly do not know you well enough to answer that. (Sexy/hot is more of a mental thing to me. No matter how beautiful you are, I just don't think things like that until I get to know you.)
25. Cute?: Absolutely adorable. Especially when you're trying to be.
Personality
Do you think I'm-
26. Crazy?: Oh, a little crazy, yes.
27. Nice?: Yes. When you want to be.
28. Fun to be around?: Definitely.
29. Funny?: Definitely!
30. Annoying?: When you want to be. :-)
Would you..
31. Share chocolate with me?: Yes.
32. Spend a weekend with me?: Happily.
34. Hook up with me?: Depends on what you mean by "hook up."
36. Care if I ran away?: Uh, yeah!
37. Care if I died?: Of course!
38. Miss me if I left?: Yes, of course I would.
39. Hang out with me?: Yep. I've already done that a few times. I look forward to many similar encounters in the future.
What would you do if..
40. I kissed you?: Probably be vaguely shocked.
41. You found out I was missing?: Drive everyone around me crazy until they helped me find you.
42. You found out I was in the hospital?: Come to the hospital to see you. And probably bring balloons. And a teddy bear. Or something.
43. You found out I was dead?: That's not even funny. You're not allowed to die, do you hear me?
44. I cried?: Hug you and try to make you feel better.
45. I asked you for help?: Help you.
46. I told you I loved you?: Smile and say, "Aww, I love you,too."
47. I told you I hated you?: Step on your foot.
48. Someone told you I wanted you to kiss me?: Would somebody actually tell me that?
49. Someone told you I had a crush on you?: Um, I don't know. I would probably do nothing, because I would assume they're confusing something you said.
In the last week have you..
50. Wanted to kiss me?: Maybe. ;-)
51. Wanted to see me?: Yes.
53. Wanted to tell me you loved me?: Hmm, I think maybe.
54. Wanted to spend alone time with me?: I've never spent alone time with you. Well, except in your car. I probably have wanted to.
55. Wanted to get to know me better?: Yes.
56. Thought about me?: Definitely.
57. Missed me?: Yep.
58. Wanted me?: I'ver wanted to hug you.
59. Seen me?: Yes! I saw you yesterday. Made me happy.
60. Kissed me?: No, I haven't kissed you.
Have I..
61. Kissed you? No.
62. Hugged you? Yes.
63. Told you I loved you?: No.
64. Made you happy?: Yes, you make me happy a lot.
65. Made you sad?: No, not in the last week. ;-)
66. Made you angry?: No, not that I can remember.
67. Made you feel better if you were upset?: Yes, you have.
Are you..
68. Happy you know me?: Yes, I definitely am.
69. Going to post this so I can answer it?: I would, but you don't even know I'm filling it out.
And now for a non-Mike-related survey.
BORING STUFF
*The single most boring question Whats Your Name?: Samantha
*Are you happy with it?
Eh, it's not too bad. It's grown on me.
*Are you named after anyone? Not really.
*Would you name a child of yours after you? No. I think that's kind of dumb.
*Then what would you name your children? I don't know yet.
*If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be? Jess! I hope.
*Which of your friends would you switch names with if you could? Um... none.
*Are there any mispronounciations/typos that people do with your name constantly? People get my last name wrong quite often.
*Would you drop your last name if you became famous? Yes, I probably would. I would drop my last name for anything.
BASICS
*Your sex: Female
*Straight/gay/bi? Straight.
*Your birthdate: None/of/your/business.
*Your age: 18
*Age you act: Normally much older, but it depends on who I'm around and what my mood is.
*Age you wish you were: ...?
*Your height: 5'3" or so.
*The color of your eyes: Blue.
*Happy with it? Yes.
*The color of your hair: Reddish brown.
*Happy with it? Yeah.
*Left/right/ambidextrous? Left
*Living Arrangements: Mom, step dad & siblings
*What's your job: The best place ever: KFC
*Obsessions? Milo Ventimiglia.
*Addictions? I don't have any.
*Do you speak another language? Nope.
*Have a favorite quote? Too many to choose from.
*Do you have a webpage? If LJ counts.
DEEP THOUGHTS about life and you in it
*Do you live in the moment? No, I definitely do not.
*Do you consider yourself tolerant of others? If I like them. (Mike's answer.)
*Do you have any secrets? Yeah, one.
*Do you hate yourself? No.
*Do you like your handwriting? Not really.
*Do you have any bad habits? I play with my hair too much.
*What is the compliment you get most from people? "You have the most beautiful hair I've ever seen. Is it natural?"
*If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called? I don't know, it would probably be some made up word like, "Banashoogadoobawooba" to confuse people.
*Can you sing? Nope.
*Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool? Definitely not.
*Are you a loner? Usually, yes.
*What is your no. 1 priority in life? It jumps around. Independence is usually my priority, but I'd probably give it up for something silly like love.
*If you were another person, would you be friends with you? It depends. Probably, but I wouldn't try to get too close.
*Are you a daredevil? No.
*Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself? I fear my Achilles heel.
*Are you passive or aggressive? Mostly passive, but when provoked this kitten can grow claws.
*Have you got a journal? I journal constantly.
*What is your greatest strength and weakness? My greatest strength is my mind. I'm very psychologically in tune with things, and with it I can survive anything. My weakness is my heart; it yearns for love.
*If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? I would totally get rid of my heart.
*There are three wells love, beauty and creativity. You can only drink out of one: Love. As long as it's unconditional. Otherwise it's sort of a waste and I'll take beauty.
*How do you vent? Usually I write in my journal. I mostly bottle my anger up so I can explode someday.
*Do you think you are emotionally strong? Yes, very. But I still have that Achilles heel, a small but fatal weakness.
*Do you think life has been good so far? It could have been worse, but I would have never picked it.
*What is the most important lesson? Rely only on yourself, because other people will let you down if you give them the chance.
*What do you like the most about your body? I really don't know. Maybe my eyes? Or hair?
*And least? I'm too darn short.
*Do you think you are good looking? Sometimes.
*Are you confident? Not very much, not really.
*Do people know how you feel? Usually not.
*Are you perceived wrongly? Constantly.
DO YOU...
*Read the newspaper? No.
*Pray? ...Yes, but I haven't been a very good Christian lately.
*Go to church? No.
*Sleep with stuffed animals? I have an Eeyore pillow buddy that I probably couldn't live without.
*Take walks in the rain? No... I should try that.
*Talk to people even though you hate them? sometimes its just easier that way (Mike's answer.)
*Like to drive fast? Nope, don't like to drive at all.
*Like your voice? Not really, but I'm getting used to it. My voice is too distinct.
WOULD OR HAVE YOU EVER...
*Hurt yourself? No.
*Been out of the country? Canada.
*Eaten something that made other people sick? I don't believe so.
*Been unfaithful? No.
*Had a medical emergency? Yeah.
*Had a surgery? I don't believe so.
*Played strip poker? No.
*Gotten beaten up? No.
*Beaten someone up? No.
*Been picked on? No, not for real.
*Been on stage? No.
*Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on a date with someone, but you can't remember with who or when and that you faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath? No, I have never experienced anything like that. Now do I want to.
*Slept outdoors? In a camper/tent.
*Thought about suicide? Yeah.
*Pulled an all-nighter? Oh yeah.
*If yes, what is your record? Oh, I don't know.
*Gone one day without food? Yeah, I've done that.
*Talked on the phone all night? I've done that, too.
*Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex first(moms and daddys don't count)? No.
*Slept all day? No, I don't believe so.
*Killed someone? Definitely not.
*Made out with a stranger? Nope.
*Had sex with a stranger? Definitely not.
*Thought you're going crazy? I've had that feeling before.
*Done anything sexual with the same sex? Um, no.
*Been betrayed? Yep.
*Had a dream that came true? Yeah, sort of.
*Have you ever killed an animal by accident? No.
*On purpose? No.
*Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell? I don't think so.
*Been on radio/tv? No.
*Been in a mosh-pit? No.
*Had a nervous breakdown? Um, I don't think so. If so I never told anyone about it.
*Considered religious vocation? Actually, yes. But only when I'm really peeved at the opposite sex.
*Been criticized about your sexual performance? N/A
*Had a dream that kept coming back? Yeah.
CLOTHES and other fashion
*Shoe brand? The kind you wear on your feet. I couldn't care less about what brand my shoe is.
*Brand of clothing? I really don't care.
*Cologne/perfume? I don't wear it.
*What are you normally wearing to school/work? To work I wear my uniform, a KFC shirt, black dress pants, and black non-slip shoes.
*How about parties? I'll let you know when I ever get to one.
*Judge other people by their clothing? No.
*Wear make-up? Yeah.
*Favorite place to shop? Wherever.
*Favorite article of clothing? I ♥ my New York t-shirt.
*Are you trendy? No.
*Would you rather wear a uniform to school? The little plaid skirts and tights? Absolutely. That would be fun.
BELIEFS
*Believe in life on other planets? Sure, why not?
*Miracles? Yes.
*Astrology? No.
*Magic? Not the kind that can't be logically explained.
*God? Yeah!
*Satan? Yes.
*Santa? No.
*Ghosts? Um... maybe.
*Luck? Not really.
*Love at first sight? No. You can have a connection at first sight, but I don't believe you can actually love a person upon seeing them.
*Yin and Yang (that good can't exist without the bad)? *Blink* Are you serious? Yeah.
*Witches? Um... I don't like to think about it.
*Easter bunny? No.
*Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? Yes.
*Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? No.
*Do you wish on stars? No.
DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
*Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? Yes.
*Do you think God has a gender? I think it's pretty apparent that God's a man. How many men in the Bible got to have multiple wives and were still considered good guys?
*Do you think that science counteracts religion? Yes, a lot of the time.
*Where do you think we go when we die? Heaven or Hell. (Mike's answer.)
AMIGOS
*Do you have any gay/lesbian friends? Not that I know of.
*Who is your best friend? Myself.
*Who's the one person that knows most about you? Probably my aunt or my mom.
*What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you? To be myself.
*Your favourite inside joke? I don't know.
*Thing you're picked on most about? I'm not picked on for real. People "tease" me because I'm so good, but it's all in good fun.
LOVE, and all that
*Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title? Lol, a little.
*Do you consider love a mistake? Sometimes. Usually. Probably. (Sometimes it's just a mistake worth making. I think.)
*What do you find romantic? The little things.
*Turn-on? Personality. If I think your personality's cute, you're in. I don't care if you have five eyes and three noses, I will think you're the most fabulous human being ever.
*Turn-off? Liars.
*If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? i would probably try to get interested (Mike's answer.)
*Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going "blind"? I would probably rather know them first.
*Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? No.
*Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? Somebody that I wasn't physically attracted to, yes, but then I usually get attracted to them. And also to people that other people don't seem to find attractive.
*Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? Sometimes.
*What is best about the opposite sex? Um...they have nice eyes? And arms. Some of them. They're nice to look at. Some of them.
*What is the worst thing about the opposite sex? They lie. A lot.
*What's the last present a boyfriend/girlfriend gave you? I don't have a boyfriend (never actually have), but the last present a guy gave me was Bernie the dog.
*Are you in love? *Sigh* Unfortunately I think I kind of sort of might be. (So why am I going to a concert with someone else?)
*Do you consider your significant other hot? I have no significant other. I have a Mike, and everyone else seems to think he's hot. And I have a Guy #2, and I think he's hot.
*What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw some hot guy/girl standing on the sidewalk? Probably look briefly and then keep walking.
POSSESSIONS
*What is your fave possession? My journals.
*What physical, tangible possession do you want most? A car. Wanna give me one?
*How badly do you want it? Fairly bad.
*Have you ever seen The Exorcist? No.
*How long did it take for you to understand why the last question is in this section? Just until I read this question and looked at which section it was in.
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
*That haunted you? Probably my dad.
*You wanted to kill? I'm using the Fifth Amendment. *Sticks out tongue*
*That you laughed at? Mike.
*That laughed at you? Mike.
*You went shopping with? Probably my mom.
*That broke your heart? Let me check the list...
*To disappoint you? Again, bring me the list...
*To ask you out? It was probably Mike. If that was an ask-out.
*To make you cry? ...I... have to check the list.
*To brighten up your day? Mike!
*That you thought about? Mike.
*You saw a movie with? Myself.
*You talked to on the phone? Mom.
*You talked to through IM/ICQ? Don't even know.
*You saw? My mom.
*You lost? *Snort*
*You went head over heels for? Jeremy.
*You thought was completely N-U-T-Z? Don't remember.
*You wanted to be? Myself.
*You trusted? Myself.
*You turned down? Mike.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
*Smiled? I assume sometime today.
*Laughed? I don't know. Probably yesterday when Mike jumped over Erika.
*Cried? It's been a little while. May, I believe.
*Bought something? Yesterday. I bought a concert ticket.
*Danced? Alone? The other day.
*Were sarcastic? Yesterday.
*Talked to an ex? What is this ex you speak of?
*Watched your fave movie? It's been awhile.
*Had a nightmare? A week or so. And it wasn't really anightmare.
*Talked on the phone? Today.
*Listened to the radio? The other day.
*Watched TV? The other night?
*Went out? ... I... don't remember.
*Helped someone? I helped my mom clean the house last week.
*Were mean? today. (Mike's answer.)
*Sang? I don't know.
*Saw a movie? Tuesday.
*Said "I love you"? "Love you, bye," today.
*Missed someone? Yesterday.
*Fought with a family member? Today. Sort of.
*Fought with a friend? Sort of when I agreed that Mike was that mean name.
*Had a serious conversation? Sort of today. She talked at me.
*Smoked weed? Never.
*Got drunk? Never.
A LAST TIME for everything...
*Last song you heard: Fallen, by Sarah McLachlan
*Last time you showered: Yesterday. I'm about to take one now.
*Last thing you ate: a piece of cake.
*Last CD you bought: Chamillionaire- The Sound of Revenge
*Last thing you bought: A concert ticket.
RIGHT THIS MOMENT...
*What are you wearing right now? A grey t-shirt and a pair of too-big jeans.
*What are you worried about right now? Nothing really. (Mike's answer.)
*What book are you reading right now? Actually, I'm not. I'm in the middle of Sex, Drugsand Cocoa Puffs. Still.
*Are you bored? Sort of.
*Are you tired? No.
*Are you talking to anyone online? No.
*Are you talking to anyone on the phone? nope
*Are you lonely or content? A little lonely. I should call Mike after my shower.
*Are you listening to music? Yep.
I sort of just wanted to see how I would answer his questions.
1. Who are you? I am Sam.
2. Are we friends? Yes, I think so.
3. When and how did we meet? We met a few months ago on my first day at KFC when you showed me how to make cole slaw and corn.
4. How have i affected you? I think you've made me less shy, actually. It's difficult to be shy at the porn store.
5. What do you think of me? I think you're a great guy.
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? do you think of me? Hmm. My fondest memory would probably be the first time we talked on the phone for, like, two hours. Of course I think of you. (Actually, my fondest memory might be holding hands and skipping through the KFC parking lot on the way out to see the racoons. It's a tie.)
7. How long do you think we will be friends? I couldn't begin to guess.
8. Do you love me? Who doesn't?
9. Do you have a crush on me? Lol, even if I did I wouldn't tell you. Your ego is big enough. ;-)
10. Would you kiss me? Um... you have a girlfriend.
11. Would you hug me? Yes, I hug you all the time.
12. Emotionally, what stands out? The (very rare) times I actually feel like I'm hearing you. That sounds strange, I know, but I think I can count on one hand how many times since we've started talking that I felt like I was talking to the real Mike. So I guess it's your layers. You're complicated, but you're worth it.
13. Do you wish I was cooler? Absolutely not. You're already too cool for your own good.
14. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? Lol, I'm not even going to answer that.
15. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Aladdin. :-) A Whole New World. That simple.
16. Am I loveable? Yes, very much so.
17. How long have you known me? About three months, I think.
18. Describe me in one word. Wonderful.
19. What was your first impression? I had a very strong first impression of you. (You're really good at first impressions, aren't you?) I remember at the end of my first day thinking that you were just such an awesome guy and I thought we could be really great friends.
20. Do you still think that way about me now? Yeah. Of course I know you better now, but yes.
21. What do you think my weakness is? I... don't know.
22. Do you think I'll get married? If you want to, I'm sure you will.
23. What makes me happy? Asians. ;-)
24. What makes me sad? Bourbon cereal.
25. What reminds you of me? The porn store (lol, isn't that awful?), Red Lobster, Circle K, Fall Out Boy, the money in the cash register when all the presidents aren't facing the same way, etc.
26. If you could give me anything what would it be? Happiness.
27. How well do you know me? Probably not well enough.
28. When's the last time you saw me? At work yesterday.
29. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Yep.
30. Do you think I could kill someone? Not on purpose.
31. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same? I don't know. You've been so busy lately... Probably just staying the same.
32. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen? I don't think I know you well enough to talk to you about anything. But despite you claiming that you don't listen, you seem to always remember things that would imply that you do. So, actually, if I tried you probably would.
33. Are you going to put this on your xanga/livejournal/myspace and see what I say about you? If you knew I was doing it, absolutely.
34. Do I have your phone number? Yes, you do.
I filled it out about Mike, though.
Name:
Samantha
Age: 18
Height: About 5'3"
Body Type: Average.
Hair color: Reddish brown. (It depends on who you ask.)
Eye color: Blue.
Favorite color: Pink.
Favorite food: tortillia soup from M&E's.
Whats your AIM or MSN screen name (optional): Don't have 'em.
Tattoos? Lol, no.
Piercings? One in each ear.
Drink? Again, no.
Smoke? Nope.
Any Other drugs? Nope.
Would you care if i drank? If I did I could never hang out with you.
Are you a virgin? I am.
Is sex all your looking for? Definitely not.
Do you have any STD's? Definitely not.
Would you kiss me anytime? Sure, if we were together, but we aren't, so...
Anywhere? Pretty much. Anywhere except at work when Adelio or Jeremy (and maybe Ashley) are there.
Do you like to cuddle? Cuddling is nice.
How much? As much as you like.
Have you ever been cheated on? I haven't.
Would you cheat on me? No, of course not.
Have you ever cheated on someone? No, and I would never cheat on someone I cared about.
List your top 3 bands
1. Green Day
2. ....I don't know.
3. ... Yeah, I still don't know. I like a lot.
Top 3 movies
1. Phantom of the Opera
2. Pay It Forward
3. Hm... I'm not sure.
Do you like to party? I've never actually partied, so I don't really know.
What if i wanted to stay home and watch a movie with you? That would be wonderful.
What if i wanted to kiss you in the rain? Aww. Again, wonderful. (Except we might get sick. But we probably wouldn't be thinking about that.)
Are you spontainiouse? Um, not really. But you are, so you would balance things out.
Willing to try new things? It depends.
Like your picture taken? Sometimes.
Do you drive? Lol, you didn't even know I could drive until yesterday. No, I don't drive.
Go to school? Homeschooled.
IMPORTANT QUESTIONS!
Would you hold my hand as we walk through the mall? Of course. I held your hand walking through the porn store, so the mall's a piece of cake at this point.
Would you push me up against a wall and kiss me? If we were together, yes, I would probably do something like that.
What about random kisses? Of course. Random kissing is the best kind of kissing.
Would you sleep over at my house and hold me all night? I would.
Will you only call me sexy if you mean it? Yeah.
Would you ever lie to me? No. I'm a terrible liar.
A Few Randome Questions
What do you think of:
Ferrets? I... don't think of ferrets.
Little dogs? I have a few.
Messy rooms? I have one of those.
Sweatpants? Comfy?
Playing in the rain? Fun!
Showers completly clothed? I've never done it, and never really thought about it.
Just hanging out doing nothing? I love hanging out and doing nothing.
Talking on the phone for hours? Very enjoyable. We did that once.
Talking about completly usless and random things for hours? Lol, it's fun to talk about useless and random things.
Why did you fill this out? I wanted to see how I would answer the questions.
How bad do you wanna go out with me? I've already been out with you. Porn store. Very romantic.
What do you think is your best feature? Everybody loves my hair. Or my eyes. I'm not sure which one is the best.
Is there anything else you would like me to know? I can't look at you when you're giving me a puppy dog face.
1. Have we kissed?:
No.
2. Do you want to?: Um, maybe if you didn't have a girlfriend. I don't think she would like that very much.
3. What would you like our relationship to be?: We could stand to see more of each other, that's all I know.
4. Have we dated?: No, but we have been to the porn store together. :-)
5. Did you like it?: Lol! According to you I did.
6. Do you want to date?: *Points to your girlfriend*
7. Are we close friends?: Mm, not close enough. (I still hesitate before I call you.)
8. Would you be here if I needed you?: Absolutely.
9. Are you attracted to me?: Well, of course, you're wonderful and adorable.
10. Mentally, sexually, or both?: I don't know. You're certainly blunt, aren't you?
11. Do you love me?: Of course; I said a bad word for you to prove it.
Appearance
Do you like my-
12. Face?: Yes.
13. Eyes?: They're very nice eyes.
14. Lips?: I... will have to pay more attention. :-/
15. Body?: Yeah.
16. Arms?: You have nice arms. I like good arms.
17. Legs?: I... have only seen them in jeans, but they look very nice in jeans, yes.
18. Clothes?: Yes, for the most part. (The tiny 98 Degrees shirt kind of made me giggle.)
19. Ass?: I normally don't pay much attention to butts.
20. Hands?: Yes.
21. Hair?: Oh yes.
Do think I'm-
22. Sexy?: I don't know, I've never seen you get excited over a chalupa. (Stupid little things get me.)
23. Beautiful?: I do.
24. Hot?: I honestly do not know you well enough to answer that. (Sexy/hot is more of a mental thing to me. No matter how beautiful you are, I just don't think things like that until I get to know you.)
25. Cute?: Absolutely adorable. Especially when you're trying to be.
Personality
Do you think I'm-
26. Crazy?: Oh, a little crazy, yes.
27. Nice?: Yes. When you want to be.
28. Fun to be around?: Definitely.
29. Funny?: Definitely!
30. Annoying?: When you want to be. :-)
Would you..
31. Share chocolate with me?: Yes.
32. Spend a weekend with me?: Happily.
34. Hook up with me?: Depends on what you mean by "hook up."
36. Care if I ran away?: Uh, yeah!
37. Care if I died?: Of course!
38. Miss me if I left?: Yes, of course I would.
39. Hang out with me?: Yep. I've already done that a few times. I look forward to many similar encounters in the future.
What would you do if..
40. I kissed you?: Probably be vaguely shocked.
41. You found out I was missing?: Drive everyone around me crazy until they helped me find you.
42. You found out I was in the hospital?: Come to the hospital to see you. And probably bring balloons. And a teddy bear. Or something.
43. You found out I was dead?: That's not even funny. You're not allowed to die, do you hear me?
44. I cried?: Hug you and try to make you feel better.
45. I asked you for help?: Help you.
46. I told you I loved you?: Smile and say, "Aww, I love you,too."
47. I told you I hated you?: Step on your foot.
48. Someone told you I wanted you to kiss me?: Would somebody actually tell me that?
49. Someone told you I had a crush on you?: Um, I don't know. I would probably do nothing, because I would assume they're confusing something you said.
In the last week have you..
50. Wanted to kiss me?: Maybe. ;-)
51. Wanted to see me?: Yes.
53. Wanted to tell me you loved me?: Hmm, I think maybe.
54. Wanted to spend alone time with me?: I've never spent alone time with you. Well, except in your car. I probably have wanted to.
55. Wanted to get to know me better?: Yes.
56. Thought about me?: Definitely.
57. Missed me?: Yep.
58. Wanted me?: I'ver wanted to hug you.
59. Seen me?: Yes! I saw you yesterday. Made me happy.
60. Kissed me?: No, I haven't kissed you.
Have I..
61. Kissed you? No.
62. Hugged you? Yes.
63. Told you I loved you?: No.
64. Made you happy?: Yes, you make me happy a lot.
65. Made you sad?: No, not in the last week. ;-)
66. Made you angry?: No, not that I can remember.
67. Made you feel better if you were upset?: Yes, you have.
Are you..
68. Happy you know me?: Yes, I definitely am.
69. Going to post this so I can answer it?: I would, but you don't even know I'm filling it out.
And now for a non-Mike-related survey.
BORING STUFF
*The single most boring question Whats Your Name?: Samantha
*Are you happy with it?
Eh, it's not too bad. It's grown on me.
*Are you named after anyone? Not really.
*Would you name a child of yours after you? No. I think that's kind of dumb.
*Then what would you name your children? I don't know yet.
*If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be? Jess! I hope.
*Which of your friends would you switch names with if you could? Um... none.
*Are there any mispronounciations/typos that people do with your name constantly? People get my last name wrong quite often.
*Would you drop your last name if you became famous? Yes, I probably would. I would drop my last name for anything.
BASICS
*Your sex: Female
*Straight/gay/bi? Straight.
*Your birthdate: None/of/your/business.
*Your age: 18
*Age you act: Normally much older, but it depends on who I'm around and what my mood is.
*Age you wish you were: ...?
*Your height: 5'3" or so.
*The color of your eyes: Blue.
*Happy with it? Yes.
*The color of your hair: Reddish brown.
*Happy with it? Yeah.
*Left/right/ambidextrous? Left
*Living Arrangements: Mom, step dad & siblings
*What's your job: The best place ever: KFC
*Obsessions? Milo Ventimiglia.
*Addictions? I don't have any.
*Do you speak another language? Nope.
*Have a favorite quote? Too many to choose from.
*Do you have a webpage? If LJ counts.
DEEP THOUGHTS about life and you in it
*Do you live in the moment? No, I definitely do not.
*Do you consider yourself tolerant of others? If I like them. (Mike's answer.)
*Do you have any secrets? Yeah, one.
*Do you hate yourself? No.
*Do you like your handwriting? Not really.
*Do you have any bad habits? I play with my hair too much.
*What is the compliment you get most from people? "You have the most beautiful hair I've ever seen. Is it natural?"
*If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called? I don't know, it would probably be some made up word like, "Banashoogadoobawooba" to confuse people.
*Can you sing? Nope.
*Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool? Definitely not.
*Are you a loner? Usually, yes.
*What is your no. 1 priority in life? It jumps around. Independence is usually my priority, but I'd probably give it up for something silly like love.
*If you were another person, would you be friends with you? It depends. Probably, but I wouldn't try to get too close.
*Are you a daredevil? No.
*Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself? I fear my Achilles heel.
*Are you passive or aggressive? Mostly passive, but when provoked this kitten can grow claws.
*Have you got a journal? I journal constantly.
*What is your greatest strength and weakness? My greatest strength is my mind. I'm very psychologically in tune with things, and with it I can survive anything. My weakness is my heart; it yearns for love.
*If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? I would totally get rid of my heart.
*There are three wells love, beauty and creativity. You can only drink out of one: Love. As long as it's unconditional. Otherwise it's sort of a waste and I'll take beauty.
*How do you vent? Usually I write in my journal. I mostly bottle my anger up so I can explode someday.
*Do you think you are emotionally strong? Yes, very. But I still have that Achilles heel, a small but fatal weakness.
*Do you think life has been good so far? It could have been worse, but I would have never picked it.
*What is the most important lesson? Rely only on yourself, because other people will let you down if you give them the chance.
*What do you like the most about your body? I really don't know. Maybe my eyes? Or hair?
*And least? I'm too darn short.
*Do you think you are good looking? Sometimes.
*Are you confident? Not very much, not really.
*Do people know how you feel? Usually not.
*Are you perceived wrongly? Constantly.
DO YOU...
*Read the newspaper? No.
*Pray? ...Yes, but I haven't been a very good Christian lately.
*Go to church? No.
*Sleep with stuffed animals? I have an Eeyore pillow buddy that I probably couldn't live without.
*Take walks in the rain? No... I should try that.
*Talk to people even though you hate them? sometimes its just easier that way (Mike's answer.)
*Like to drive fast? Nope, don't like to drive at all.
*Like your voice? Not really, but I'm getting used to it. My voice is too distinct.
WOULD OR HAVE YOU EVER...
*Hurt yourself? No.
*Been out of the country? Canada.
*Eaten something that made other people sick? I don't believe so.
*Been unfaithful? No.
*Had a medical emergency? Yeah.
*Had a surgery? I don't believe so.
*Played strip poker? No.
*Gotten beaten up? No.
*Beaten someone up? No.
*Been picked on? No, not for real.
*Been on stage? No.
*Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on a date with someone, but you can't remember with who or when and that you faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath? No, I have never experienced anything like that. Now do I want to.
*Slept outdoors? In a camper/tent.
*Thought about suicide? Yeah.
*Pulled an all-nighter? Oh yeah.
*If yes, what is your record? Oh, I don't know.
*Gone one day without food? Yeah, I've done that.
*Talked on the phone all night? I've done that, too.
*Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex first(moms and daddys don't count)? No.
*Slept all day? No, I don't believe so.
*Killed someone? Definitely not.
*Made out with a stranger? Nope.
*Had sex with a stranger? Definitely not.
*Thought you're going crazy? I've had that feeling before.
*Done anything sexual with the same sex? Um, no.
*Been betrayed? Yep.
*Had a dream that came true? Yeah, sort of.
*Have you ever killed an animal by accident? No.
*On purpose? No.
*Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell? I don't think so.
*Been on radio/tv? No.
*Been in a mosh-pit? No.
*Had a nervous breakdown? Um, I don't think so. If so I never told anyone about it.
*Considered religious vocation? Actually, yes. But only when I'm really peeved at the opposite sex.
*Been criticized about your sexual performance? N/A
*Had a dream that kept coming back? Yeah.
CLOTHES and other fashion
*Shoe brand? The kind you wear on your feet. I couldn't care less about what brand my shoe is.
*Brand of clothing? I really don't care.
*Cologne/perfume? I don't wear it.
*What are you normally wearing to school/work? To work I wear my uniform, a KFC shirt, black dress pants, and black non-slip shoes.
*How about parties? I'll let you know when I ever get to one.
*Judge other people by their clothing? No.
*Wear make-up? Yeah.
*Favorite place to shop? Wherever.
*Favorite article of clothing? I ♥ my New York t-shirt.
*Are you trendy? No.
*Would you rather wear a uniform to school? The little plaid skirts and tights? Absolutely. That would be fun.
BELIEFS
*Believe in life on other planets? Sure, why not?
*Miracles? Yes.
*Astrology? No.
*Magic? Not the kind that can't be logically explained.
*God? Yeah!
*Satan? Yes.
*Santa? No.
*Ghosts? Um... maybe.
*Luck? Not really.
*Love at first sight? No. You can have a connection at first sight, but I don't believe you can actually love a person upon seeing them.
*Yin and Yang (that good can't exist without the bad)? *Blink* Are you serious? Yeah.
*Witches? Um... I don't like to think about it.
*Easter bunny? No.
*Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? Yes.
*Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? No.
*Do you wish on stars? No.
DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
*Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? Yes.
*Do you think God has a gender? I think it's pretty apparent that God's a man. How many men in the Bible got to have multiple wives and were still considered good guys?
*Do you think that science counteracts religion? Yes, a lot of the time.
*Where do you think we go when we die? Heaven or Hell. (Mike's answer.)
AMIGOS
*Do you have any gay/lesbian friends? Not that I know of.
*Who is your best friend? Myself.
*Who's the one person that knows most about you? Probably my aunt or my mom.
*What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you? To be myself.
*Your favourite inside joke? I don't know.
*Thing you're picked on most about? I'm not picked on for real. People "tease" me because I'm so good, but it's all in good fun.
LOVE, and all that
*Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title? Lol, a little.
*Do you consider love a mistake? Sometimes. Usually. Probably. (Sometimes it's just a mistake worth making. I think.)
*What do you find romantic? The little things.
*Turn-on? Personality. If I think your personality's cute, you're in. I don't care if you have five eyes and three noses, I will think you're the most fabulous human being ever.
*Turn-off? Liars.
*If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? i would probably try to get interested (Mike's answer.)
*Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going "blind"? I would probably rather know them first.
*Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? No.
*Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? Somebody that I wasn't physically attracted to, yes, but then I usually get attracted to them. And also to people that other people don't seem to find attractive.
*Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? Sometimes.
*What is best about the opposite sex? Um...they have nice eyes? And arms. Some of them. They're nice to look at. Some of them.
*What is the worst thing about the opposite sex? They lie. A lot.
*What's the last present a boyfriend/girlfriend gave you? I don't have a boyfriend (never actually have), but the last present a guy gave me was Bernie the dog.
*Are you in love? *Sigh* Unfortunately I think I kind of sort of might be. (So why am I going to a concert with someone else?)
*Do you consider your significant other hot? I have no significant other. I have a Mike, and everyone else seems to think he's hot. And I have a Guy #2, and I think he's hot.
*What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw some hot guy/girl standing on the sidewalk? Probably look briefly and then keep walking.
POSSESSIONS
*What is your fave possession? My journals.
*What physical, tangible possession do you want most? A car. Wanna give me one?
*How badly do you want it? Fairly bad.
*Have you ever seen The Exorcist? No.
*How long did it take for you to understand why the last question is in this section? Just until I read this question and looked at which section it was in.
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
*That haunted you? Probably my dad.
*You wanted to kill? I'm using the Fifth Amendment. *Sticks out tongue*
*That you laughed at? Mike.
*That laughed at you? Mike.
*You went shopping with? Probably my mom.
*That broke your heart? Let me check the list...
*To disappoint you? Again, bring me the list...
*To ask you out? It was probably Mike. If that was an ask-out.
*To make you cry? ...I... have to check the list.
*To brighten up your day? Mike!
*That you thought about? Mike.
*You saw a movie with? Myself.
*You talked to on the phone? Mom.
*You talked to through IM/ICQ? Don't even know.
*You saw? My mom.
*You lost? *Snort*
*You went head over heels for? Jeremy.
*You thought was completely N-U-T-Z? Don't remember.
*You wanted to be? Myself.
*You trusted? Myself.
*You turned down? Mike.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
*Smiled? I assume sometime today.
*Laughed? I don't know. Probably yesterday when Mike jumped over Erika.
*Cried? It's been a little while. May, I believe.
*Bought something? Yesterday. I bought a concert ticket.
*Danced? Alone? The other day.
*Were sarcastic? Yesterday.
*Talked to an ex? What is this ex you speak of?
*Watched your fave movie? It's been awhile.
*Had a nightmare? A week or so. And it wasn't really anightmare.
*Talked on the phone? Today.
*Listened to the radio? The other day.
*Watched TV? The other night?
*Went out? ... I... don't remember.
*Helped someone? I helped my mom clean the house last week.
*Were mean? today. (Mike's answer.)
*Sang? I don't know.
*Saw a movie? Tuesday.
*Said "I love you"? "Love you, bye," today.
*Missed someone? Yesterday.
*Fought with a family member? Today. Sort of.
*Fought with a friend? Sort of when I agreed that Mike was that mean name.
*Had a serious conversation? Sort of today. She talked at me.
*Smoked weed? Never.
*Got drunk? Never.
A LAST TIME for everything...
*Last song you heard: Fallen, by Sarah McLachlan
*Last time you showered: Yesterday. I'm about to take one now.
*Last thing you ate: a piece of cake.
*Last CD you bought: Chamillionaire- The Sound of Revenge
*Last thing you bought: A concert ticket.
RIGHT THIS MOMENT...
*What are you wearing right now? A grey t-shirt and a pair of too-big jeans.
*What are you worried about right now? Nothing really. (Mike's answer.)
*What book are you reading right now? Actually, I'm not. I'm in the middle of Sex, Drugsand Cocoa Puffs. Still.
*Are you bored? Sort of.
*Are you tired? No.
*Are you talking to anyone online? No.
*Are you talking to anyone on the phone? nope
*Are you lonely or content? A little lonely. I should call Mike after my shower.
*Are you listening to music? Yep.