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Click to viewHere is Geico, bringing you Adult Swim-like content, made especially for you, you savvy consumer. What do you think? Do you enjoy the feeling of mutual respect for the odd and silly? Did those Kash googly eyeballs get the point across better than this? It's pretty much in the same vein as the Old Spice YouTube videos, at least in its intention.
If you didn't chuckle at that or go to geico.com to request a quote, then surely you will at least crack a smile at this:
No? Still not funny? Then maybe you will enjoy this vignette:
West End of Richmond, Dominion Resources offices. Specifically, Environmental Department.
Amelia enters the office. She's traveled from the Chesterfield power station for a training session, and knew to arrive several minutes early so her old corporate office coworkers could say hello and catch up. They are the type of people that will hold a meeting up in favor of bullshitting with someone they used to work with. This is something Amelia cannot stand, so she goes out of her way to arrive early. This also gives an insight into the type of Person that Amelia is.
Amelia (25 year old young woman): Hello Rick, how are you?
Rick (50ish old guy): Hey Ponytail!
(Rick lifts Amelia's ponytail)
Rick: Know what's under a pony's tail?
(Kind of awkward pause. Amelia's eyes search the room.)
Amelia: A horse's butthole?
Rick: Yep!
There really wasn't anything else to the conversation. Was that a conversation? Had he been saving that up for the next time he saw her? Who says that? What in the hell?