How the hell should I know what this is supposed to mean...?
(Murasaki is panicking as she hasn't studied a single word in Pol Dy after falling asleep last night, desperately trying to study now and cram it all in. Rei is polishing his lance. Ran is reading while getting himself some coffee, Mika is painting her nails, Sai is flipping TV channels. Toki is sitting by the couch, fingers playing with darts - eyes half-open and suspiciously threatening.)
Murasaki: ...How the hell am I supposed to under -- (loooks at Toki) O.o ...uh... What's with the psychotic glance...?
(Toki does not answer, he picks up one of the darts and looks over to the dart board by the door)
Ran: I think my little brother is thinking too much again.
Mika: -snorts and shakes her head, raising an eyebrow- When did he NOT think too much...?
Rei: Now, now. Let's not try him. He might take it out on us. -playful laugh-
Sai: -pushes glasses up as he looks at Toki with a curious frown-
Toki: Did you know back in Greece they could kill their wives for having affairs with other men...? -grips dart and then hurls it forward, hitting it right on the bulls-eye mark-
Saki: O...o
Toki: So, they had to make sure their husbands didn't find out. Or at least they should go into hiding before they do. They'll be killed together with the person they're having an affair with. -sighs and then slowly smirks- Usually, rage from the husbands make the deaths bloody... so...
Mika: Toki. What. Are you talking about?
Toki: Wouldn't you like to know...? -laughs sarcastically and throws in another dart-
Yeah... Let's step away from the psycho now. XDXD
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Psst. Hey, you.
Shhh. :p
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Lesse, Lesse. At the risk of ignoring my Pol Dy some more and dying later this afternoon because of it, I've managed to come up with the list of Semes by Rank at SMT. I'm organizing them for the upcoming awards. XP
This... is very liable to change. ^^;; I need my WHOLE roster and I haven't updated in in AGES. I have a LOT of male characters, after all I write seinen-ai.
1. Kamui (From Four Kingdoms) - Yes, apparently. Since he semes Rei AND Ran (I know from guesswork, fools! Don't you start thinking otherwise!). He's THE most seme of them all.
2. Amida Ran and Ananda Rei (From Four Kingdoms) - Are tied. I can't make up my mind who can pwn who. ^^;;
3. Aizawa Youji (From Kami-sama Gari - Divinity Project) - Yeah... XD He pawns most people from that series.
4. Fujiwara Katoh (From Kami-sama Gari - Divinity Project) - Even though he's more straight, he counts anyway.
Even though he is with one of the most gorgeous girls from m_city, it does not stop him from being able to pawn Gyou if it would actually happen. Not that it EVER will. X.x
5. Yamamoto Ohtsuka (From Kami-sama Gari - The New Genesis) - Yeap. He pawns most there, too! Though he's more straight and also with one of the most gorgeous girls from m_city ever, he still pawns most people from his series.
6. Hideyoshi Nobu (From EDEN: Garden of The Dead) - Yep! You heard me... I personally think he's going to move up after I fix this list again...
7. Yukio Sai (From WANTED: Dead Or Alive) - He semes most everyone from his series... Maybe I should move him, up a bit after I fix this list properly...
8. Araki Gyou (From Kami-sama Gari - Divinity Project) - He semes Toki. Need I say more...?
9. Amida Toki (From Kami-sama Gari - Divinity Project) - ...About time you showed up. ahahahahaahhahahahahaha...
10. Kurosaki Naoe (From Kami-sama Gari - The New Genesis) - ...Ahahahahahahaha -rolling on ground, gasping for air-
...WTFBBQ?!?! -kicks Toki- What the HELL is happening to you?! -ducks dart- XP UKE!
-runs, being chased with golden staff- MORE UPDATES LATER! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Edit:
...Oh crap. What if I AM an uke?! -screams of fury-
...Oh, HELL no! I'd be DAMNED before I become one! -flashes old seme look and stance- Feh.
Hikitsu from Genbu Kaiden. Oh, yuss... Yummeh. The girl's Aira, his little sister. :p