Once Upon A Long Ago Part One
So, today -- we had a fun conference. Rokuryu, YumeNeko, Midori Hotaru and I kicked some Crossroadian butt as they thought again that they actually had the ability to take us on after all these months of letting other people do their dirty work (except for Rosemary who is a total chicken). Needless to say, they lost again. Though they had their new addition, Lynn (who is Rokuryu's old Mary-Sue side). It was not enough to gain them a victory.
It got me into thinking, If Rokuryu was brave enough to share her Mary-Sue past, then maybe it wouldn't be so bad if I did as well. Besides, Kouran and I weren't always like this. Nope. That's why it kinda stings that I had to kick her butt so hard. It didn't have to be this way, really.
Yes, let me tell you. It wasn't always that Miko Kouran and I, Shikibu Murasaki were enemies. Quite the contrary, actually. She and I were like sister-soul mates and you couldn't pull us apart. Yes, we were both freakin' sues and we actually liked it. We were like an unstoppable tag team (an annoying tag team, but a tag team nontheless). When I was a Tokiya Mikagami sue, she was the Rekka Hanabishi sue. When I was the Hotohori sue, she was the Tamahome sue (we found REALLY stupid ways on why Tama would have another girl, please kill us). You get the picture. I believe it was my Fushigi Yuugi days...
Ah, damn. As if it weren't humiliating enough that I'm telling you about my sue days. I had to blab about my FY days, too? -facepalm-
Nevermind. -coughs-
Anyway, I was already getting yaoi bugs thanks to the secret stash of Hotohori/Nuriko fics and Hotohori/Nakago fics I found on fanfiction.net -- of course, Kouran would be angry. So, I didn't say anything really. I knew she would be upset if she found out that I was pairing Hoto and Tama up with other guys. Until she caught me WORKING on one. Yeah, an NC-17 fic of Nakago/Hotohori. She was really mad but I apologized and said I'd never do it again...
Yeah, that was a big fat lie.
I ended up liking Gravitation, Kouran got really upset and said she'd never talk to me again. Though, I didn't want that. But I got miffed when she paired Eiri off with a Mary-Sue (Get a CLUE Kouran, there should be NO Mary-Sue's in a Gravi fic. EVER). It was starting to become the breaking point. We ignored it and kept being friends... We were patched up when we became... Saiyuki Mary-Sues.
-please allow Murasaki five minutes to hang herself in shame-
Then... That's when I met YumeNeko. And that's when I got into 38. In other words, SanzoxHakkai.
That was the last straw.
Kouran freaked. I finally told her how stupid the ideas we came up with were.
She and I agreed never to speak to each other again.
She continued on with her Mary-Sue fics in every series that had good-looking, available, hot guys. And I went on with my yaoi, Saiyuki and Gravitation fics. She was Kanashi_Otome and I, Murasaki_Honou (which sooner or later, I changed to Shikibu Murasaki).
And that is the end of that.
So, that's why memory triggered while I was fighting Kouran. Kinda sucks it had to end this way.
Oh, but hell! Didn't stop kicking Crossroading butt from being as fun as hell!
It got me into thinking, If Rokuryu was brave enough to share her Mary-Sue past, then maybe it wouldn't be so bad if I did as well. Besides, Kouran and I weren't always like this. Nope. That's why it kinda stings that I had to kick her butt so hard. It didn't have to be this way, really.
Yes, let me tell you. It wasn't always that Miko Kouran and I, Shikibu Murasaki were enemies. Quite the contrary, actually. She and I were like sister-soul mates and you couldn't pull us apart. Yes, we were both freakin' sues and we actually liked it. We were like an unstoppable tag team (an annoying tag team, but a tag team nontheless). When I was a Tokiya Mikagami sue, she was the Rekka Hanabishi sue. When I was the Hotohori sue, she was the Tamahome sue (we found REALLY stupid ways on why Tama would have another girl, please kill us). You get the picture. I believe it was my Fushigi Yuugi days...
Ah, damn. As if it weren't humiliating enough that I'm telling you about my sue days. I had to blab about my FY days, too? -facepalm-
Nevermind. -coughs-
Anyway, I was already getting yaoi bugs thanks to the secret stash of Hotohori/Nuriko fics and Hotohori/Nakago fics I found on fanfiction.net -- of course, Kouran would be angry. So, I didn't say anything really. I knew she would be upset if she found out that I was pairing Hoto and Tama up with other guys. Until she caught me WORKING on one. Yeah, an NC-17 fic of Nakago/Hotohori. She was really mad but I apologized and said I'd never do it again...
Yeah, that was a big fat lie.
I ended up liking Gravitation, Kouran got really upset and said she'd never talk to me again. Though, I didn't want that. But I got miffed when she paired Eiri off with a Mary-Sue (Get a CLUE Kouran, there should be NO Mary-Sue's in a Gravi fic. EVER). It was starting to become the breaking point. We ignored it and kept being friends... We were patched up when we became... Saiyuki Mary-Sues.
-please allow Murasaki five minutes to hang herself in shame-
Then... That's when I met YumeNeko. And that's when I got into 38. In other words, SanzoxHakkai.
That was the last straw.
Kouran freaked. I finally told her how stupid the ideas we came up with were.
She and I agreed never to speak to each other again.
She continued on with her Mary-Sue fics in every series that had good-looking, available, hot guys. And I went on with my yaoi, Saiyuki and Gravitation fics. She was Kanashi_Otome and I, Murasaki_Honou (which sooner or later, I changed to Shikibu Murasaki).
And that is the end of that.
So, that's why memory triggered while I was fighting Kouran. Kinda sucks it had to end this way.
Oh, but hell! Didn't stop kicking Crossroading butt from being as fun as hell!