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[writer_guy]

I will tweet your damn face off below:

• 08:25 Photo: aimee-b-loved: I’m not a fan of anything Texan right now. Highlarious. tumblr.com/xk446o2t4 #
• 09:28 I had a haircut just like Steve Martin's son in Planes, Trains and Automobiles. #
• 09:53 I'd really like to watch Waters of Mars online somewhere, please and thank you. #
• 10:39 RT @tamisalame Those can't possibly be real Amish people in that
  fireplace infomercial. #
• 12:57 Photo: tumblr.com/xk446t0h1 #
• 13:01 Photo: tumblr.com/xk446t39s #
• 13:08 Chicken Boo, what’s the matter with you? You don’t act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to... tumblr.com/xk446t93e #
• 13:14 @ lynz44 I wish to hold him gently. #
• 13:24 @ nicless It lead me to a membership page for something called iReel, so I left it alone. It's in p
  arts on Youtube, so I guess I'll tube it. #
• 13:24 @ nicless Also, <3 Donna. #
• 14:59 @ lynz44 He looks like he'd be small and easily held. Like holding a child who has grabby hands. #
• 15:02 Audio: aimee-b-loved: True. Always true. tumblr.com/xk446vp1u #
• 15:46 txtsfrmlstnght: Really wish I’d thought of this. tumblr.com/xk446wnuc #
• 16:29 @ lynz44 Our love would be the kind that no on
  e would write about, ever, as it would reduce grown men to tears and give children nightmares. #
• 16:58 @ lynz44 It's the only kind I've ever known, really. #
• 17:00 Buck Futter. - I think you do, Trebek. I think you do indeed. tumblr.com/xk446yc3b #
• 17:20 God dammit, radio. Every time I'm expecting One Winged Dove, you slap me with Bootylicious. #
• 17:21 @ lynz44 I need to find a t-shirt with that written on it. #
• 18:57 Photo: suicideblonde: tumblr.com/xk4470zze #
• 19:03 @ lynz44 The store awesome enough to sell such a shirt does not yet exist. #
• 19:22 @ lynz44 Tell Ben we'll wear matching shirts, his face on mine, mine on his, both of us making this face: tinyurl.com/yd28qz8 #
• 19:30 @ lynz44 Will he skip down the boulevard with me? Oh, I hope he'll skip down the boulevard with me. #
• 20:02 @ lynz44 That sexy son of a bitch has gone too far. #
  

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