Come undone: The Hunk and Babes List
There are many fictional characters I would want to have sexual relations with hang out with and get to know better. After much needed deliberation that had enabled me to separate the fangirlism from the serious shit, I came up with the list of Top 10 Fictional Characters I'd most likely hang out with for a whole day.
10 Tezuka Kunimitsu from Prince of Tennis
WHY: Taurus-Libra combination is very harmonious. We both have an affinity for beauty and possessions. Tezuka as a Libra is very outdoors-ey and diplomat with social affairs. I might appeal as a 'potential' constant companion who can lead very pleasant and intellectual conversations he enjoys in a friend. He might be attracted to me because he'll find me both charming and endearing---but it's probably going to take a while for him to appreciate what I have to offer, considering my tendency to be "too goddamn intense" and this would probably try his patience. Even though we have different goals and interests (I like to chill out inside the comfort of my room and he likes playing sports), we're both very passionate with our talents and this will keep the two of us interested in one another as long as there are boundaries. Our friendship will take a long time to grow on both of us but when it finally does, it will endure for years.
9 Castiel the angel from Supernatural
WHY: He's an angel of the Lord, what more could I ask? He'd probably be my ideal guardian angel (although the only way we could meet is if I go to hell and he pulls me out of there). Disregarding that, Castiel and I would probably not like each other at first. Aside from the fact that he's celestial entity and I'm a mere mortal, Castiel is unable to understand human relationships in general. The attraction would probably be on my side alone and I'd be too frightened to pursue it. Nevertheless, he'd make a great companion. I'd do all the talking, maybe, and he'll just listen with an empty gaze. There wouldn't be a lot of things that he and I could do for one day; unless he agrees to fly around the night sky while carrying me around (which does sound cheesy when I think about it XD).
8 Tsukimori Len from La Corda d'oro
WHY: We have the same birthday so for the rest of the 24th of April, we'll just go celebrate and have a good time. But Tsukimori is inhibited by a stick lodged deep inside his ass very reserved so I might have to cook up ways just to get him out of his shell. Taurus-Taurus combination is wonderful because we are able to be generous with each other since we can understand just how stubborn one is from another. I'd probably be the wild one between us and Tsukimori is just gonna have to learn to keep up with that XD. I'd piss him off for the sole purpose of making fun of him but, nevertheless, I'll accommodate his fluctuating moods as long as I can and if I also have the patience to do it.
7 Ootori Kyouya from Ouran Kouku Hostabu
WHY: I'd probably wouldn't want to have anything to do with this son of a bitch because Taurus-Scorpio relations are messy and muddied with possessiveness and egoism. This is an extreme kind of "opposite attraction" and it's either gonna work or not, no gray area in the middle. We both have strong desires towards power and wealth and our determination and glib way of presenting ourselves might draw us together because we can be immediately compatible if our acquiantance started just right (and if we're both direct with each other and do not engage in passive-aggressive manipulation which we both have a tendency to do). I'd acknowledge Kyouya because I would somehow be forced to respect him (the alternative would be unwise). He, on the other hand, might find me tolerable at one point but he might grow indifferent to me the next---unless I can help it. I could probably keep up with him when it comes to intelligence but the sexual tension on my part could get too strong that I'd probably just shy away and wish I'd never met him in the first place. In summary, I don't think I could spend a whole day with him. Truthfully, I'd try to get away from him as far away as I can. It doesn't stop me from including him in this list, though.
6 Genjyo Sanzo from Gensomaden Saiyuki
WHY: Taurus-Sagittarius is very tricky. As a whole, we're too annoyed with each other to even make it through (Sanzo would be rude whenever offended by the slightest thing and I'd find myself retaliating all the time). I've already have an experience with a Sagittarius male and he became my best friend in the end but it took us years to get rid of the bullshit and misunderstanding that is a basic part of our friendship paradigm. Sanzo is surly and doesn't bother being nice because he's "emotionally scarred" and all that. Spending a whole day with him will be nothing but awkward silences and begrudging Q&As. Even though this is the case, there is a small beacon hope that, given he isn't an asshole during that particular day and I'm careful with my words, we both could find a way to enjoy each other's company. But accomplishing an open communication with him in just one day is nearly impossible.
5 Dwight Scrhute from The Office (American version)
WHY: However he may come off negatively to the casual observer (he's kind of Nazi when it comes to conforming to authority and perfection), Dwight Schrute is always engaging and fantastic to spend a day with. He is both reserved and adventurous, predatory and compassionate, an enigma and an open book. I already see myself having fun with him anytime, granted that we share so many dorky interests and beliefs in life. He'd probably be suspicious of me at first since that's how he is as a person but if I keep myself honest and don't dare try to question his expertise on anything then he might just consider me a potential pal. And I'd be honored to be one of his few friends because Dwight as a friend is loyal and would fight for you no matter what. I'll never take him for granted!
4 Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory
WHY: I have a deep affection for him since the beginning. We're both Taureans and with that comes an extreme dislike for change and getting things our way. I could sympathize with his need to organize everything. I'd probably let his extreme sense of self-importance get away once or twice because I'm a narcissist myself. Cooper is a theoretical physicist who got his degree at twenty-three---this makes him a flaming asshole. He is also germaphobic and clings to routines as if life depended on it. He is highly critical and would impose his rules on others, treating people like their existence means less in comparison to his. This blatant arrogance and lack of any discernible social skills make 'Shelly' quite a pain in the ass but I'd still like to spend a day with him and talk about the string theory or Isaac Newton. Hell, I'd like to be his roommate. We both like our stuff to be neat and organized and I personally would like to stick to a tight schedule when it comes to almost everything. A whole day with him would be me trying my best not to jump his bones because he's asexual, for crying out loud, and so I could not tap that unless I defile him.
3 Brooke Davis from One Tree Hill
WHY: A Taurus-Pisces friendship is very spiritual and artistic (and I have it with my best friend Rhodora). I have a great admiration for Brooke. She is my complete opposite in every way during the earlier seasons of the show but ever since season 5, I had developed a respect for her because I find that I can relate with her life goals and needs in a stable relationship and career. I'd want to spend a day with grown-up Brooke (with some of the fun high school Brooke) because it'd be worth it. She is surprisingly very insightful and she never apologizes for who she is. B. Davis is a very empowering female character for me despite the stupid storyline about her being infertile in season 7. I even want to date her.
2 Rachel Berry from Glee
WHY: Well, hello, my current fictional counterpart! Watching her in TV was both delighful and agonizing. It could be her ruthless confidence when it comes to pursuing her dreams---it could also be the simple fact that she believes she is special---or it could be that, despite being so talented, she's troubled by insecurities, poor self-image and other people's extreme dislike/envy of her. Whatever it is, Rachel Berry kicks ass and she represents the kind of individual I was during my first year of college two years ago. I want to spend a day with her because we have a lot to talk about. I want to listen to her sing and assure her that yes, she is indeed a star.
1 Sherlock Holmes
WHY: I don't know how to explain in detail why he remains so loved in all these years. I could just elaborate like I had done for the rest but it's too complicated and quite frankly, I just don't have the words to express my love and devotion to this character. He was a childhood hero and that is a bond that cannot be broken. It has always been (and will always remain) a lifelong dream of mine to spend a day with Sherlock Holmes.
Bonus:
Patrick Jane from The Mentalist
WHY: I relate to his personality only because we have practically the same kind of charm and way about people. We can both manipulate how people will perceive us; whether positively or negatively. Whatever it would be, we always make sure that it will benefit us. Being mavericks on human behavior, it'd be refreshing to talk about things about ourselves that have always baffled us but we're probably gonna end up being guarded around each other because giving up the upper hand is not a desirable route to us. And I hate having someone read me like an open book and I bet he'd also hate it if I do the same with him.
Edward Cullen from the shitty Twilight books and movies
WHY: WHY FUCKING WHY? Just so I could strangle him with a piano wire until I decapitate him and his sparkling-like-bling-bling-marble-Adonis of a body would lay lifeless outside, overlooking sunrise. I also want to murder Bella Swan but maybe next time.
So there you go, that's my list! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna play Cafe World now in FB motherfucker is so addictive!
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To my serendipity-sweetheart, Lei:
Happy birthday, evanescent_ash!!!