Through History

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Notes: Just wanted to write something for Kit for being generally lovely and awesome - this is what came out. Mostly historical, set into some weird pocket of time where Sebastian was known by another name - Louis - and was a younger demon, while William was still a junior in his line of work trying to make it through. The historical blurbs at the

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[hanakotoba_fic]

Eric seems a bit of a bastard here, but then again, he does have a bit of a reputation for being the 'bad boy' I guess (or at least, from the way he dresses).

Also asdgkjk;; William and Sebastian mmmm. Haha, Louise.

"Are you sure you don't want chocolate?"

Priceless.

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He was short of asking her if she wanted a hankie to cry in, or maybe for him to go out and wrassle some women to bitch about men. Which gives me an idea for another one.

[hanakotoba_fic]

...William 'wrassling' anyone would be hilarious. XD (now is imagining William Spears with an American Southern accent for some reason)

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Is his horse named Grell? That would put 'I am on a Grell' in a cleaner context.

[hanakotoba_fic]

So I've had people ask me about that (as it's been my status message). Hilarity Ensued. XD

Hmmm... should there be cleaner context? (ALSO the not-reapers in mafiaverse should use Old Spice. Because they're totally Old Spice men.)

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Except Grell, who's more of a ... perfume man.

If he wears Old Spice, the first person to stop him will be Alan, who'd just sort of be like: You smell weird. Go change it. I'm not sitting in a car with you all afternoon with you smelling like that.

Aaaand... oh, what the hell, let's have it a dirty context.

[hanakotoba_fic]

I think Alan would be more "You smell like Eric, and that's just weird. Go change it." XD

Eric being a manly Old Spice man, you see. Who can offer you chocolates that he made himself in the kitchen he designed by hand.

William, however, would totally be on a Grell. Horse or not. XD

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Not only did he design the kitchen himself, but he upholstered all the chairs himself, and made the curtains - he is a manly /sensitive/ man.

HE can be their chauffeur, in the car he modifies himself.

And yaaaay for William on a Grell.

Not yaaay for trying to control a Grellhorse.