Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.
1. What do you think of me, iTunes? Even Deeper [...]
2. Will I have a happy life? Fool [er...]
3. What do my friends really think of me? Big Man With A Gun [that's me alright]
4. Do people secretly lust after me? Forever Young
5. What does [insert significant other] think of me? Satan's Bed
6. How can I make myself happy? Roman [Latin makes me scared, not happy]
7. What should I do with my life? Confusion [Ha ha, no problem!]
8. Why must life be so full of PAIN? A Stranger
9. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex? Into the Ether [I'm not sure that's encoraging]
10. Will I ever have children? All Or Nothing
11. Will I die happy? Boom Boom Boom [... so Iunno if I'll be happy, but I will be having sex]
12. Can you give me some advice? Get Your Hands Off My Woman [... XD]
13. DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILDREN ARE? My Will [exactly. they're right where I want them to be]
14. What do you think happiness is? Sold As Freedom
15. What's my favourite fetish? Sin [that's... pretty run of the mill]
16. How am I going to die? Get Right With God [er...]
17. What is the secret that I am keeping from the world? Dancing Through Sunday
18. Who is my secret lover? Annabel
19. What am I subconsciously thinking RIGHT NOW? Operate [because I am such a robot]
20. What is the meaning of life? Bloodsucker
21. What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it’s all about? Sharp Cutting Wings (Song To A Poet)
22. Where do babies come from? The River (Drowning Mix) [babies... come from drowning in the river?]
23. What does your mom think of me? You Can Kill The Protestor But You Can't Kill The Protest
24. How did the world get here? The Only Time
25. What do I think about the president? How Soon Is Now?
26. Why am I asking you questions? Smile
27. Explain quantum physics in ten words or less. I'm Looking Forward to Joining You, Finally
28. Why am I going to be rich and famous ten years from now? Viva La White Girl [... right]
29. What is The Game (I lose)? (I lose) Heart on My Sleeve
30. Tell me about your mother. Start Wearing Purple