Survivor Island: Elimination and the Seventh Challenge

[auraesque]

Survivors,

In a surprising twist of fate, blue_thundering won the sixth challenge. She chose smeddley to receive immunity in the rounds elimination. But now it is time to tally the votes and say goodbye to yet another player.

blue_thundering: "I vote for Jennafern."
smeddley: "Man... it's getting down to the nitty gritty. I didn't expect to be around long enough to have to start voting

Comments

[royanrannedos]

Wah ha ha!

Flobby

[smeddley]

Flobby
A ball that is hit between the sixth and seventh wickets of a goal in a game of Flurn, resulting in a Fapula for the team defending that goal.

[ioianthe]

a vacuum attachment used for masturbation.

[nyarhotep]

Flobby
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle Italian (flao volo - false flavor)

1: giving the false impression of delicate spices and cooking to a dish prepared quickly and without concern flobby, did you use basil or cumin? Neither, just ketchup -- DH Lawrence>

2: flavor credited to comestibles made from inedible ingredients, often petroleum products or synthetic polymers (See Twinkies, Squeeze-Cheeze)

[blue_thundering]

Flobby
(Antiquated) N. A synthetic material once put out by the D'Bakle Company -- similar in design to Silly Putty, but with more bounce and the occasional tendency to digest flesh if left too long on exposed skin. Flobby was marketed for two months in 1937 until the unfortunate disappearance of year-old Robert Franklin, after which the damaging New York Times headline, "Flobby Ate Bobby!" forced D'Bakle not only to withdraw their product from stores and pay the Franklins for damages, but also to file for bankruptcy. The secret to making Flobby was soon after sold to the United States Military, where it became integral to the development of napalm.

[royanrannedos]

This wins for "Flobby ate Bobby!"