TWENTY-THREE-POINT-FIVE : Didn't I tell you not to go out, didn't I?

Jun 21, 2010 14:59

[Hi Mayfield! Guess who left bloody tracks all over the streets? Feel free to notice and comment.

She made it home, barely. And she sounds half-dead.

Backdated to Sunday.]

[Filtered AWAY from children]
I need a doctor. A magical one, I think.

eirin's magic hands, come on baby light my fire, so over this shit, mayfield can suck it, event, !phone

Leave a comment

rogue_crow June 21 2010, 20:19:24 UTC
Olivier? [He sounds alarmed.]

Reply

wristsniper June 21 2010, 20:21:35 UTC
Shit--how many people heard this? I couldn't dial properly.

Reply

rogue_crow June 21 2010, 20:26:21 UTC
That sounds like the least of your problems. What happened?

Reply

wristsniper June 21 2010, 20:27:19 UTC
Kimbley decided I didn't need hands.

Reply

rogue_crow June 21 2010, 20:37:26 UTC
[...there is a sound that sounds very much like a forcible facepalm.] I seem to attract people who then choose to come after you, my dear woman. Either that, or you attract people who wish to do you severe injury.

Are you receiving any assistance? I can come back over.

Reply

wristsniper June 21 2010, 21:48:47 UTC
What can I say? People hate me.

I believe a doctor is on the way.

Reply

rogue_crow June 21 2010, 21:56:15 UTC
A sign you are effective, I suppose. No one tends to concern themselves with the useless.

...are your hands still usable?

Reply

wristsniper June 21 2010, 21:57:25 UTC
[There's silence, then a sharp intake of breath.] Not at the moment.

Reply

Filtered rogue_crow June 21 2010, 22:08:12 UTC
If there is permanent damage...I have heard death restores all injuries, yes? [His implication is obvious.]

Reply

Filtered wristsniper June 21 2010, 22:11:13 UTC
I know.

I'm already planning for that.

It's very easy to kill other people; it's much harder to kill yourself.

Reply

Filtered rogue_crow June 21 2010, 22:20:25 UTC
It is easier to have someone else do it for you.

I could assure it is painless.

Reply

Filtered wristsniper June 21 2010, 22:22:27 UTC
I'll... consider it.

Let us see the doctor's skills first.

Reply

Filtered rogue_crow June 21 2010, 22:24:53 UTC
True; if the healing is magical, perhaps it will remove the need for such measures. Though I suppose, at the very least, it would assure you were beyond the reach of your enemies until this effect has likely worn off?

Not that it is necessarily the best tactic, but one has to look on the bright side.

Reply

Filtered wristsniper June 21 2010, 22:27:11 UTC
Stop being so morbid.

Reply

Filtered rogue_crow June 21 2010, 23:04:05 UTC
My apologies - old habits die hard.

...what do you intend to do about Kimbley? Kill him, I assume, but we all know that is no permanent solution here. And imprisoning him with Sideswipe sounds fun, but would likely not be all that profitable.

Reply

Filtered wristsniper June 21 2010, 23:07:20 UTC
[A LONG delay.]

I... don't know yet. I'll come up with something.

Reply


Leave a comment

Up