NINTEEN-POINT-FIVE : Can you feel the tension rise?

May 26, 2010 18:03

[Pretend this went up closer to her initial post, pre-Kirby massacre. 'cause fuckdamn can't handle that much juxta.]

To the male segment of Mayfield: I am not available for your sexual objectification. I have no interest in any of you, nor interest in hearing your thoughts on my appearance, behavior, or femininity. Is that clear? Keep the topic well away from me if you value your life.

If you wish to object to this, I am available for duels a few nights a week, and it shouldn't take me more than thirty minutes to beat any of you.

[Filtered to one Mr. RED-employed pyromaniac:]
I bought a new coffee percolator. Should I bring yours by, or would you rather come get it? I also have an idea that might appeal to you.

hot amazon wants none, bro yay, eirin's magic hands, come on baby light my fire, !phone

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