All I want for christmas is my two front teeth....
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I bought porn for pensyl_tucky_05 (-10 points). In June I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Sunday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In November I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Monday I bought porn for dydyluv2 (10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (720 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
Wriscay