Monday worminess

[wringhim]

Wikipedia quote of the day, from parasitic worm Strongyloides stercoralis:S. Stercoralis have a heterogonic life cycle which consists of living in your anus hole. it eats your feses then plants eggs in your bowels. once this procces is complete it can be fatal...symptoms include death and itchy ringness.
See also: List of parasites (human)
And if you really want to buy some parasitic worms: wormtherapy.com. Only $1,299.00 for delicious beef tapeworm.