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Dear Santa,
Please send me:
A pony (dead, stuffed)
An X-Box 360 with some sort of elf-slaying software gamecart
The decomposed corpse of Linus Pauling (so I can check what the vitamin C really did for him)
Mangelwurzels
Cheap American beer what all the hipsters chug
Hundreds of albums of prog-folk by Belgian-Israeli bands that the entire rest of the world never heard of
Paris Hilton's email address
Several lost verses of Sappho
A gonfalon
All the Moomin books, pref. in Finnish
A wicker basket containing a selection pack of old testament prophets wrapped in aluminum* foil
Vegetarian whelks
The Little Prince written in antique ink on the wings of a biplane
A small comet (the celestial thing, not the jet liner or the reindeer)
A thirty foot tall self-heating can of Baxters cream of asparagus soup
Thirty feet
A goatee
Yul Brynner
Lots of love,
Stuart xoxo
PS: Sorry I'm awake, but H texted me about vegetables at 3am.
*Santa, you are American, I assume.
Please send me:
A pony (dead, stuffed)
An X-Box 360 with some sort of elf-slaying software gamecart
The decomposed corpse of Linus Pauling (so I can check what the vitamin C really did for him)
Mangelwurzels
Cheap American beer what all the hipsters chug
Hundreds of albums of prog-folk by Belgian-Israeli bands that the entire rest of the world never heard of
Paris Hilton's email address
Several lost verses of Sappho
A gonfalon
All the Moomin books, pref. in Finnish
A wicker basket containing a selection pack of old testament prophets wrapped in aluminum* foil
Vegetarian whelks
The Little Prince written in antique ink on the wings of a biplane
A small comet (the celestial thing, not the jet liner or the reindeer)
A thirty foot tall self-heating can of Baxters cream of asparagus soup
Thirty feet
A goatee
Yul Brynner
Lots of love,
Stuart xoxo
PS: Sorry I'm awake, but H texted me about vegetables at 3am.
*Santa, you are American, I assume.