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Yesterday the pound shop in the St James centre was having a sale. Everything was 50p.
It's pre-Xmas toy advertising seasons. Would you like a Fisher Price Puppy Grows talking dog, "Full of fun puppy phrases"? What phrases do puppies usually say? "Can I slobber on you?" "Look, mummy, I pooped on the sofa!" It grows into an adult dog in just 4 days! Then you can abandon it at the side of the road and buy a new one!
It's pre-Xmas toy advertising seasons. Would you like a Fisher Price Puppy Grows talking dog, "Full of fun puppy phrases"? What phrases do puppies usually say? "Can I slobber on you?" "Look, mummy, I pooped on the sofa!" It grows into an adult dog in just 4 days! Then you can abandon it at the side of the road and buy a new one!