Please role-play making a hotel reservation by phone
I cleaned my mouse at work. I believe the greatest contribution anyone could make to human hygiene is to develop a keyboard and mouse that do not need to be touched. This probably makes me sound like Howard Hughes, but I think the best thing you can do with your old age is develop irrational phobias and go insane. In fact keyboards and mice
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Please feel free to post this in your journal proper; I would hate to think my research was for nought. I'm about to get up and do work, I swear it.
--"Ugly Betty" (Thursday, 8pm, ABC) I can't believe no one watched "Studio 60" but this is the number one show in America. First of all, she's not ugly, she's just dressed like a sexy librarian. Maybe if they'd uglied up DL Hughley (a challenging task), the former would have been more successful. Runs against "The Office" and is kicking its ratings ass.
--"Men In Trees" (Friday, 8pm, ABC) A blatant rip-off bastardizing "Northern Exposure" and magnifying the most annoying things about "Sex and the City." Starring Anne Heche, who is no fun now that she's no longer a lesbian who goes nuts and shows up in people's backyards a la Margot Kidder. If you're interested, here's a rather embarrassing story about her. Note: until recently, ran opposite "Dateline: To Catch a Predator" (apparently not as sinful as killing a mockingbird) which features a wide and amazing array of disgusting men who show up to have sex with the "13 year old girl" they were talking to on MySpace. (This show is fucking badass.)
--"'Til Death" (Thursday, 8pm, FOX) a spinoff of "Everybody Loves Raymond" (never has a less true statement been uttered) of the typical women-are-from-Mars variety, but with malevolent undertones that leave me hoping Brad Garret's character will get fed up with the old biddy and "send her to the moon."
[Sorry for having possibly posted this three times, but my browser screwed up.]
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