Sixth Turnabout ~ Cue the Freakout Mode

[wrightlaw]

Hey! Where am I!? Why am I here!? I thought I was at school! This is so weird...

H-Hey! Who's there!? Dollie? Dollie, where are you!? Heeeelp!

Have I been captured!? Is that why I'm not at school? What did I do? Did I do something wrong?

[Cue tons more of these freakouts and frequent subject changes. It ain't gonna end anytime soon

Comments

[b_as_a_criminal]

Aren't you a little old to be playing with dollies?

[wrightlaw]

Dollies? No, no, not dolls! My Dollie! My... um.. girlfriend.

[b_as_a_criminal]

Oh, a girl.

[...Not very interested in that]

So, you say you don't know where she is, or where you are. Is that correct?

[...Acting kind of pro for a little kid. Wat.]

[wrightlaw]

T-That's correct. I was supposed to be at school, but I don't think I am! Unless there are houses or rooms like this somewhere that I didn't know about...

[b_as_a_criminal]

[He nods seriously]

Could you describe your school for me, please?

[wrightlaw]

Uh... well... [Insert descriptions for one Ivy University, lots of buildings, Pharmacology, Math, etc. etc., dorms]

And I think that's about it.

[b_as_a_criminal]

Mmm. I haven't seen such a building in my investigation of this area. It seems to be a historical replica.

What's your name? Do you have any enemies?

[wrightlaw]

A historical replica?

Oh, my name? Phoenix Wright! And... I don't think I have any enemies... Maybe those who are jealous of Dollie and I... But other than that I don't think so.

[b_as_a_criminal]

Yeah. I've heard there's some towns in the USA where everyone pretends to be from a different time period. Colonial Williamsburg is the first place that comes to mind. But those are tourist attractions. This place seems different in its purpose.

[He mulls over what the man is saying, trying to derive clues from it. It doesn't seem to fit particularly to anything. Maybe he's a red herring.]

Mr. Wright. Do you know a Mr. Wammy?