Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I bought porn for
sslabeouf (10 points). Last week I helped
rupert__grint see the light (8 points). In March
j_winter_ and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Friday I turned
charlotte___a in for farting in church (3 points). In November I punched
felton_ in the arm (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-39 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
wright_b
*giggles* Ewww.