Close encounters of the mundane kind

[wrexen]

I was out for a walk to cool off and ran in to a raccoon. It went something like this

Me: Holy fuck, a raccoon! What do I do?
Raccoon: I will scurry up this tree and look at you
Me: Back away, look big. *spreads arms slightly*
Raccoon: Hmmm
Me: Okay, raccoon, now what? Are we cool?
Raccoon: I'm really liking this tree
Me: Should I back away more, or try to scare it?
Raccoon: I'm going to cross the street now. Kthxbye!
                  ~fin~