080722 - Lists.

[wretchedgrin]

Things I'm planning:

1: ... Oh, can't tell you about that one yet.
2: Ohoh, oh no! Nah-ah. That's.. That's going back into the "needs a wrench" pile.
3: This one's actually a little too good to share...
4: Needs a bit more time in the oven. Doesn't deliver enough of a punchline to really talk about yet...
5: Put Harley's "Robley" outfit, and,

Comments

[indigo_justice]

Oh, Mistah J. Even cursed, you're not very funny

[wretchedgrin]

A comedian has to make time for things other than comedy.

[indigo_justice]

Yes, but you never seem to do either thing well, do you?

[wretchedgrin]

You've got Bats' influence, I can tell.

He never much liked my jokes, either.

[indigo_justice]

Oh, thank you. While the bat isn't here, somebody has to step up and do his job.

[wretchedgrin]

Why's it always the kids who jump in to do his dirty work?

Seriously, that guy's got a demented hiring policy.

Oh well, can't say I'm any better, I suppose.

[indigo_justice]

Hey, he didn't want me in the life. I chose it, and I do it willingly.

Can't really say that about your allies, now can you?

[wretchedgrin]

And yet I always find henchmen to toil for me.

And lest I forget... Your little friend is someone who found me first.

[OOC: He's already aware of where Harley's been. He may seem neglectful, but he keeps a closer eye on the people around him than anyone would readily believe.]

[Private | Unhackable]

[indigo_justice]

You stay the hell away from her, J. She deserves better than you...and she knows it. She's smarter than you give her credit for.

Batman never could beat you. But I'm not Batman.

Re: [Private | Unhackable]

[wretchedgrin]

Harley's a grown-up, kid. She can make her own decisions.

And you're right. You're not Batman. Batman was a master at his trade... He was a challenge. He always found a way to stop me. He was worthy. You? You're a kid playing "comic book hero," running down a path that will lead to an early death.

Re: [Private | Unhackable]

[indigo_justice]

And yet, you never seem to let her.
She is my friend, and I will not let you hurt her.

You sound just like him.
Maybe all it takes to defeat a creep like you is a kid playing hero.

Re: [Private | Unhackable]

[wretchedgrin]

Funny. I'm not caging her in... I'm not even threatening her. For once. And she's still smiling.

Bats and I are more alike than you'll ever know. Except for one thing... I don't have a soft spot for snot-nosed brats.

Re: [Private | Unhackable]

[indigo_justice]

For how long, though? And for how long will this nice new Mistah J be around for her? She can't count on you for shit. And she knows it.

Funny. Last time I recalled, neither did he. We all just seem to find him.

Re: [Private | Unhackable]

[wretchedgrin]

Like I said. She's left before. Disregarding the fact that one of those times I forcibly shoved her into a rocket and tried to shoot her off into her supposedly inevitable doom. She can leave again... Her choice.

And yet... He leads them like child soldiers to protect the city. Gives them cute little costumes. Fun, childish gadgets. Even tried to turn them into little bitty clones of himself. He plays a tough act, I'll give him that... But ya gotta admit. Liiiittle fishy.

Play around all you want. See where it gets you.

Re: [Private | Unhackable]

[indigo_justice]

Is it really?

Yeah. But you see, I'm not 'Bat Approved'. I'm not one of his little soldiers. I was raised by a criminal. I think like one.

Oh, I plan on sticking around, Mistah J.

Re: [Private | Unhackable]

[wretchedgrin]

[sighs.] Y'know, this is something Bats always got that none of his child soldiers ever did.

Lesson one, and this's for free: Just because you think like a criminal doesn't mean you think like me.