Mar 10, 2004 23:11
C'mon Anna, we goin to the beach
Grab a couple of toys and let Ray Ray strap you in the car seat
Oh where's Ivy? She's takin a little nap in the trunk
Oh that smell - Ray Ray musta runned over a skunk
Now I know what you're thinkin - it's kind of late to go swimmin
But you know Ivy, she's one of those type of women
that do crazy things, and if she don't get her way, she'll throw a fit
Don't play with Ray Ray's toy knife, Anna, let go of it
And don't look so upset, why you actin bashful?
Don't you wanna help Rachel build a sand castle?
And Ivy said she wants to show how far she can float
And don't worry about that little boo-boo on her throat
It's just a little scratch - it don't hurt, her was eatin
dinner while you were sleepin and spilled ketchup on her shirt
Ivy's messy aint she? We'll let her wash off in the water
and me and you can pway by ourselves, can't we?
See honey.. there's a place called heaven and a place called hell
A place called prison and a place called jail
And Ray Rays's probably on her way to all of em except one
Cause Ivy tried to steal you away and get rid of me
And you don't want another do ya?
Maybe when you're old enough to understand a little better
I'll explain it to ya
But for now we'll just say Ivy was real real bad
She was bein mean to me and made me real real mad
But I still feel sad that I put her on time-out
Sit back in your chair Anna, quit tryin to climb out
I told you it's okay Anna, wanna ba-ba?
Take a night-night? Nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga?
Her make goo-goo ca-ca? Ray Ray change your dia-pee
Clean anna up so her can take a nighty-nighty
I'll wake you up as soon as we get to the water
Ninety-seven Bonnie and Clyde, me and my daughter
Wake up sweepy head we're here, before we pway
we're gonna take ivy for a little walk along the pier
anna, don't cry honey, don't get the wrong idea
ivys too slweepy to hear you screamin in her ear
That's why you can't get her to wake, but don't worry
rachels made a nice bed for ivy at the bottom of the lake
Here, you wanna help me tie a rope around this rock?
We'll tie it to her footsie then we'll roll her off the dock
Ready now, here we go, on the count of free..
One.. two.. free.. WHEEEEEE!
There goes ivy, spwashin in the wa-ta
No more fightin wit ray ray, no more restraining order
No more no-rachel, no more new sisters
Blow her kisses bye-bye, tell ivy you love her
Now we'll go play in the sand, build a castle and junk
But first, just help dad with two more things out the trunk