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[wrestlingwitch]

[Filtered away from teachers except Bro]

So Puckerman, you ready to be off the hook?

Comments

[puckinyourmom]

Uhh, yeah. I haven't eaten in three days.

[wrestlingwitch]

And how's that going for you?

[puckinyourmom]

Shitty.

[wrestlingwitch]

Bummer.

But do you want to know what the best part is?

[bromanteau]

i have no idea as to what the fuck is happenin here
but chica
i am so proud of you
let me bake you a million cakes

[wrestlingwitch]

[alsdkhfs best day ever]

I suppose I can accept some cakes. As long as Cal helps make them.

[bromanteau]

cal will bake them himself
hes the best housewife
im pretty sure he has a phd in housewifology
all traditional in his pink apron and doin it right

[wrestlingwitch]

Hey, if you're gonna do it at all you gotta do it right.
They'll be the best cakes ever. Ironically.

[testdriveme]

What did you do?

[wrestlingwitch]

Absolutely nothing.

[testdriveme]

Really? Because Puck's been paranoid for a while now.

[wrestlingwitch]

That's just it. I didn't actually do anything except a suggestion here or there. He made everything else up in his head.

[redwhiteandhero]

Dude!

[wrestlingwitch]

Something like that.

[redwhiteandhero]

That was awesome.

[wrestlingwitch]

I do that sometimes. Awesome things.

[fashioningmagic]

So that's why...!

How funny!

[wrestlingwitch]

I do try to be entertaining.

[fashioningmagic]

I thought that pig Noah was acting odd, but I had no idea why. Well played, Miss Zizes. I admit, I am abysmal in the kitchen, but should you ever need my design services, your first order is free of charge.

[wrestlingwitch]

...if you've got time for it, I could use an outfit for the dance.