Today's Laugh Out Loud moment:
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Fu Monkey:
John: Precisely. We don't want to bomb [Iran], but we have to. For
their own good. If they could just see that --
Tyrone: (slapping his left hand with his right) "Look what you made me
do! LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!"
John: "I don't want to hit you, baby. But you make me all crazy sometimes."
Tyrone: A foreign policy based on domestic abuse. But Iran has allies.
That's not going to work.
John: China's going to slide up. "MMmm-mm. He hitting you? That's
fucked up. I'm just saying. "
Tyrone: "I don't know why he won't let you have things. Come over to
my place. You want to have nuclear power, makes you feel pretty, I
gots no problem with that."
John: (girl voice) "What about nuke weapons?"
Tyrone: "He lets that bitch Pakistan have nukes, and she rolls with Osama."
John: (girl voice) "Yeah!"
Tyrone: "Now bring your sweet oil over here for Daddy China."
Fu Monkey:
John: Precisely. We don't want to bomb [Iran], but we have to. For
their own good. If they could just see that --
Tyrone: (slapping his left hand with his right) "Look what you made me
do! LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!"
John: "I don't want to hit you, baby. But you make me all crazy sometimes."
Tyrone: A foreign policy based on domestic abuse. But Iran has allies.
That's not going to work.
John: China's going to slide up. "MMmm-mm. He hitting you? That's
fucked up. I'm just saying. "
Tyrone: "I don't know why he won't let you have things. Come over to
my place. You want to have nuclear power, makes you feel pretty, I
gots no problem with that."
John: (girl voice) "What about nuke weapons?"
Tyrone: "He lets that bitch Pakistan have nukes, and she rolls with Osama."
John: (girl voice) "Yeah!"
Tyrone: "Now bring your sweet oil over here for Daddy China."