You've been at the office for less than an hour and you manage to
decorate not only your monitor and keyboard, but about three square
feet of desk; a picture of your son; your pen holder, Post-It notes
and pens; and the file you were working on with coffee.
All because of
this
Making Light post on improbable anatomy in comics.
(For the record, the comment that did it was Teresa, I miss the old
days when you counselled Keith Giffen to put bombs in the tits.)