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HELLO, Alan's libido! I have missed you. Please, do stay a while.
Brad has awesome quads. I'm just saying. Does he still do tongue exercises?
*cracks up laughing* ... leakage. Oh, Alan. You are so evil, I adore you.
Oh geez, Alan, you made him take off the COAT? ... ahahahah! Is it just me, or should these two just blow each other and get it over with?
Elevator sex. *ka-fwoom*
Oh, Alan. You and Denny are MFEO, nothing will separate you. Barring really stupid decisions by TPTB, that is.