Silent night, holy what?
My nomination for Worst Giftmas Decorating Idea, 2005: those damned inflated jobbies on every third lawn in my neighborhood. You know the ones (or if you're lucky, you don't), they come with a light and a fan on the inside to keep 'em visible and inflated and hello, silent night, right? The worst are the snowglobe-ones, blowing all that crap around is loud.
Plus, everybody turns them off in the morning and there is just nothing more depressing than puddles of deflated Santa in the yard.
Plus, everybody turns them off in the morning and there is just nothing more depressing than puddles of deflated Santa in the yard.