this is the lamest thing I've ever seen

Jul 10, 2007 23:21


From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:

What equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about
those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been in situations where
someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 101%? What equals 100% in
life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
IF:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98%

And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5= 100%

AND, look how far the love of God will take you

L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O-D
12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4= 101%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Love of God that will
put you over the top!

oh god AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *passout*

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