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Spark 010 [Voice]

Apr 27, 2009 15:31

[Wyatt's damaged voice sounds even worse than usual, stuffy and miserable and beyond bitchy.]I. Hate. Spring ( Read more... )

lol benadryl, ffs ollie, tied to the bed, start wearing purple, in time-out, *event: spring has sprung

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lost_clown April 27 2009, 21:44:02 UTC

A-are you all right, sir?

[Voice] ... oh my god I apologize for the wtf wrenchinplans April 27 2009, 21:47:16 UTC

I'm stuffed full of allergy medicine and I'm tied to a bed, kiddo.

NO I'M NOT.

[Voice] Pfft, no worries. Allen can deal with craziness lost_clown April 27 2009, 22:17:23 UTC

I-is there a reason you're tied to a bed?

Perhaps you should get some sleep...

[Voice] <3 wrenchinplans April 27 2009, 22:19:45 UTC

To keep me from gettin' up and wanderin' off, I'd expect.

Tards. I dun feel sick.

[Voice] lost_clown April 27 2009, 22:21:58 UTC

I'm sure it'd be for the best if you rested right now.

Perhaps you could play a game of cards with someone, though, if you don't feel like sleeping?

[Voice] wrenchinplans April 27 2009, 22:24:23 UTC

I cheat at cards, just to warn you lot.

I won't have any complaining when you're in your knickers.

[Voice] Oho, Allen likes him. lost_clown April 27 2009, 22:26:14 UTC

Aa, I have terrible luck.

I'm sure you would if I didn't cheat as well.

[Voice] HOW DID THIS HAPPEN. wrenchinplans April 27 2009, 22:27:42 UTC

We'll find out who's better at cheating then.

I'll fuck you over blind.

[Voice] Pfft -- IT WAS FATE? lost_clown April 27 2009, 22:29:27 UTC

Is that so? Though, I will warn you -- I've cheated professionals and have never been caught.

[Voice] Pfft -- IT WAS FATE? wrenchinplans April 27 2009, 22:33:02 UTC

Professional cheaters? Watch me razzle-dazzle you with my amazingly awesome slight of hand --

No seriously. I could smuggle an egg with my arsecheeks.

[Voice] lost_clown April 27 2009, 22:34:45 UTC

I'd love to see you try.

...Though, we would need more players for an enjoyable game. Preferably some that have played it before.

[Voice] wrenchinplans April 27 2009, 22:38:10 UTC

We find an egg that doesn't look like a dragon squeezed it out, and you're on.

You bring the friends, I got the rum. I smuggled it in earlier, 's under the bed.

[Voice] lost_clown April 27 2009, 22:40:41 UTC

I honestly don't want to know about the dragons, however--

Very well then, sir. My name is Allen Walker -- may I have your name so I can contact you again once I have the players?

...However, I don't drink.

[Voice] ... he's a dork as it is, but fucking with Allen + Benadryl is a bad combinationw with him. wrenchinplans April 27 2009, 22:47:14 UTC

Me either. They's got horrible rancid breath, honest.

[Yes, he's bullshitting, but he does it without blink or pause.]

Sir Reginald Rumbottom the third, Esquire, of section D. Mind the third, the second was a right bastard and the first was a douche with an IQ of 10, and neither can spit half as far as I can off a balcony.

But you may call me Wyatt.

I have Kool-aid.

[Voice] And, sadly, Allen will believe all of that. ;_; lost_clown April 27 2009, 23:04:24 UTC

I see.

[And Allen laps it all up, since he does try to believe the best of people.]

Aa -- I see. It's been some time since I played with someone that had a title. Nevertheless, I promise not to go easy on you.

...I beg your pardon? Kool-aid?

[He's from the end of the 19th century, Kool-aid isn't something he's familiar with.]

[Voice] Wyatt's going to be so, so bad for him. wrenchinplans April 27 2009, 23:11:48 UTC

[A pause, while Wyatt wonders if Allen's making fun of him.]

Oh, good. This'll be fun then.

Kool-aid. It's a powder mix you put into water to turn it into this brilliant flavoured juice drink. I'll show you, eh?

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