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Spark 004 [Voice/Video]

Mar 05, 2009 16:57

Pisses me off when the cheap stuff is... [Sigh.] There!

[CLANG.]

[Black smoke billows across the garage. Wyatt's tail lashes angrily.]

COCKFACE. ... aw, fuck. Not again.

[CLANG.][Wyatt swears loudly, then backs off, waving his arm and coughing. His single ear is pinned to the side of his head, gloved hand over his face. His already raspy voice ( Read more... )

mechanics en't cooks, mister fix-it, grill no jutsu = fail

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[Voice] unlucky_blood March 6 2009, 00:16:47 UTC

[If he ever sounded amused then he would be now.]

Having fun?

[Voice] wrenchinplans March 6 2009, 00:22:04 UTC

I haven't taken out the block with an explosion yet, have I?

Christ, Kamui. You try cooking. I bet you suck at it worse than my Mum.

[Voice] unlucky_blood March 6 2009, 00:24:38 UTC

If that wasn't likely to kill a large number of strange people i'd tempt you into doing it.

Quite the assumption you have there.

[Voice] Feel free to think he isn't joking. On either count. wrenchinplans March 6 2009, 00:27:41 UTC

Awww, you're such a humanitarian. They'd come back!

Does this mean I can get you into an apron?

[Voice] subtle not quite jokes? unlucky_blood March 6 2009, 00:32:58 UTC

Tch. They also might come back with a thirst for flesh for all anyone knows.

You wish.

[Voice] Subtle like a wrench to the nose wrenchinplans March 6 2009, 00:37:28 UTC

Flesh-eating zombies. Sounds like a fun time, if I can find a shotgun lying around here. I'd always planned for a zombie attack. Ollie laughed at me. Who's laughing now, bitch?

Oh well.

[Voice] Classy too unlucky_blood March 6 2009, 00:41:02 UTC

There's probably one around somewhere, the shops have most things. In this place the unexpected can happen so zombies could be likely.

Hm.

[Voice] Classy too wrenchinplans March 6 2009, 00:43:17 UTC

I hear the shells are hard to find. Actually mate, zombies would be pretty excellent. I'll make up a plan of evacuation and stick orange sheets on the exits. We could have drills.

[Voice] unlucky_blood March 6 2009, 00:46:23 UTC

Just a matter of where you look. Zombie drills?

[Voice] wrenchinplans March 6 2009, 00:49:32 UTC

If you find some tell me, I'll make it worth your while. Like fire drills. Except for zombies.

[Voice] unlucky_blood March 6 2009, 00:54:28 UTC

I will. Ah, right.

[Voice] wrenchinplans March 6 2009, 01:05:31 UTC

You have no idea what I'm talking about do you.

[Voice] unlucky_blood March 6 2009, 01:09:13 UTC

You lost me at fire drill.

[Voice] wrenchinplans March 6 2009, 01:14:02 UTC

It's something we'd do in school. Sometimes shit catches on fire back home and there had to be a plan to get people out of a building safe. For kids, especially at schools, they'd have an announcement, the alarms would go off, and everyone would practice getting the fuck out of the building.

It was fun because we'd get out of class.

[Voice] unlucky_blood March 6 2009, 01:15:58 UTC

That makes more sense.

[Voice] wrenchinplans March 6 2009, 01:21:24 UTC

So that.

But with zombies.

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