Spark 004 [Voice/Video]

[wrenchinplans]

Pisses me off when the cheap stuff is... [Sigh.] There!

[CLANG.]

[Black smoke billows across the garage. Wyatt's tail lashes angrily.]

COCKFACE. ... aw, fuck. Not again.

[CLANG.][Wyatt swears loudly, then backs off, waving his arm and coughing. His single ear is pinned to the side of his head, gloved hand over his face. His already raspy voice

Comments

[shadedsunlight]

You actually have hamburgers?

[Voice]

[wrenchinplans]

Bunny burgers.

Dead bunny burgers now. [Cough, hack.]

[shadedsunlight]

Darn, I was hoping you'd found some wandering cow or something similar. I'll kill for a grilled steak.

Grill malfunction?

[Voice]

[wrenchinplans]

If we did find a cow Ollie'd bitch and make us keep it for the milk. But god yes, I want a steak. Some A-1 steak sauce. Onions.

I thought I'd fixed it but something might be clogged.

[shadedsunlight]

Or ribs. Slathered in barbecue sauce. With a side of seasoned fries.

What kind of grill is it? Propane?

[wrenchinplans]

We might be able to come up with that if we got something that tasted good out here. ... steak fries.

Yeah. I'm going to take it apart and clean the parts again. I'm really out of practice.

[shadedsunlight]

I think another hunting trip to the Wastes is needed. ...Seasoned steak fries.

I'd check the intake valve first, might be something clogging it up or it could be rusting.

[Voice]

[wrenchinplans]

Want company? I en't like any of the others here but I can handle a knife.

Yeeeah. Here's the problem. I can't get to it. I need one of those tiny bottle brushes. Got any lying around?

[shadedsunlight]

I'll get back to you on that. First I want to see what my house says about hunting then I might see if anyone else wants to tag along.

I think we do. We have a few portable grills around so I'm sure there's a cleaning kit somewhere.

[wrenchinplans]

It'll be fun or something.

Good, I'll find some way to make it up to you. Borrow something from my tool kit. Anything but the shears. I like the shears.

[shadedsunlight]

Go out in the wilderness, shoot the first thing you see that looks edible. It's so very... American hmm, I don't have a proper word.

Good pair of shears, good thing to keep around. You wouldn't happen to have a sharpening block around, would you?

[Voice]

[wrenchinplans]

... might ask Ollie. He'd know a word for it. Would if I had a gun, but I don't. Got a dagger though.

Got a whetstone, would that work?

[shadedsunlight]

Knives are good. You don't need to reload them and the chance of one breaking is pretty low provided you give it some care. I have a machete and some trench knives myself.

That'd work perfectly.

[wrenchinplans]

I used to have a stiletto but it end up breaking. That dagger, though. Damn thing's the best knife I've ever had. I'll show you sometime.

It's one of those Japanese waterstones, don't need oil for it. Know how to use them? They're a kinda softer.

[shadedsunlight]

I wouldn't mind seeing it at all. What kind of metal is it?

My partner has one so I've used it before. Nice things.

[wrenchinplans]

I don't even know. Something like steel but I don't think I could break it without a blowtorch.

They work best for me.