The New and Improved POD Dictionary
This entry is dedicated to the POD people.
There is something charming about typos in chat rooms. They showed passion from the person typing regardless of misspelled words but the point comes across just the same.
When the typist insists the readers are the ones who lack in education, then the words get muddled and the typists just succeeded in showing the need for a dictionary or the use of the Spell Check in the computer.
" Bato bato sa langit, tamaan huwag magagalit" (Rocks falling from heaven, don't get angry whoever gets hit)
I call the entries below, " THE POD Special Dictionary" Note: ****** are my biased comments.
Enjoy!
Sandys: And the oil companies have oil wells and refinarys closed down all over the us..whay don't they re-open them
***This reminds me of Little Miss Muffet eating her curds and whey. I know, I know, it's not the same.
Rex: why block torture photis if there is nothing to fear ?
***Perhaps Little Miss Muffet should have used Rex's Photis so she wouldn't get scared of the black widow spider
Lin: Neo - I think they refer to his as Father Oprah because he was so "carrying".
**Maybe Little Miss Muffet should be "carrying" her tuffet?
Of course she has to mind the "tassleing" below.
Schlit: and the corn is tassleing
**** What the heck is "tassleing" anyway? Maybe Rex can explain it with his "Coscience" thing below. Not to mention the "scourage" he feels
Rex: MAC .. I will do no such thing ... those troops are committing atrocities, my hands are washed of their crimes ..my coscience is clear .. my proof in how dumb you are is shown in how many RWers are on your side... right now .. you'll have to live with that scourage
BHT: didn't say it was wepensive said it was overpriced
***** It is"wepensive" but nothing can top Kera's "Tillions" when it comes to "wepensive" Not to mention her "Decates" to recover something. And to make a so called typo twice in a sentence is just pure "wepensive" to think!
Kera: RDY, I TEND TO FORGET WHETHER THE AMMOUNT IS THIRTEEN TILLION DOLLARS OR FIFTEEN TILLION DOLLARS. AMERICA WILL BE DECATES IN RECOVERING FROM BUSH'S CATASTROPHIC TERM OF OFFICE.
Verd: WE KILLED OVER A MILLION INNICENTS IN IRAQ ....
Verd: TO FRIGHTEN T O PUVLIC ... I NEED A MOKE .....
**with a vocabulary like Verd's, she needs a "moke"
KLE: Oh, so now we don't care that our own military won't wear the US flag. ONLY the president patters.
**** Maybe Pres. Obama patters along with the Tillions of dollars from Kera's dictionary.
KLE: yea. I love Border Collies. I had a pure bread in College.
***** Dog - flavored BREAD? Maybe Blob
will find a cooked one.
BLOB: ARE THEY STILL SERVING CAT & DOG ON THE STREETS IN THE PHILLIPINES ?????????????????
Ron: I see your cynicalness when you have a blessing coming right from your own city and ignoring it
*** Excuseeee me? My "cynicalness" never ignore your "cynicalness"
Jacquie: I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT I DIDN'T THINK THE BROTHER IS ARTICULATED AS WELL...THAT'S PROBABLY PART OF THE PROBLEM RWERS ARE JEALOUS OF SUCH A NICE ARTICULATE GOOD LOOKING FAMILY
******* The "articulated "brother" mentioned above by Jacquie is none other than Barack Obama. The definition of articulated below made me look twice. Surely Jacquie did not mean Obama is a vehicle with a hinge.
But the reference of a "brother" by a white person is smack from the 60s era. In modern times, we call this racist from a white apologist.
Main Entry: articulated
@r-!ti-kyu-+lA-tud
Pronunciation: \ -ˌlā-təd \
Function: adjective
Date: 1899
Results
1899 of a vehicle having a hinge or pivot connection especially to allow negotiation of sharp turns - articulated lorry - articulated bus
Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary copyright © 2009 by Merriam-Webster, incorporated
Molla: I am going to be attacked by a Filippino gang tonight
****** At first glance this looks like "Pipino", Filipino word for cucumber. Freudian slip perhaps or just wishful thinking in Molla's part?
Belle: wren...that is "mispelling of words
WRENBOW2006: Belle: the correct spelling is: Misspelling
Belle: wren...just checking
Molla: don't assume because it just shows how undeep you can be
Belle: just doesn't make since
Belle: I love the idiot rwingers judging how intelligent others are
****** Sense when did you make "SINCE"?
OldHat: there is some real competition - uneducated people who cannot get a good job as a result of their ineducation.
****** I wonder if the old hat belongs in that group?
Erd: RIDGE YOU REALLY NEED TO CHANGE YOUR DICTIONARY ITS PATHELOGICAL JUST AS I SAID IT IS NOT PATHOLOGICAL
Erd: pathelogical liar
******* Well, Ill' be sonovagun! Is this a new way to spell pathological? My English teacher, Mrs. Ancheta would have smacked my hand if I spelled it "pathelogical"
Putt2004: Merriage has become "passe"
*** Merriage or mirage?
RCK: Oh wait i didn't realize LES was here too, had him to the group of Lairs
RCK: LES you are a lair and only post such crap because i don't hold your beloved isreal above the USA as you do
**** Lair, lair, paints on fair?
Jess: Leafs I knew the difference between average and latest and you could no comprehend
**** "Latest" is funny, very funny
No comprendo!
Ara: that is not ambigutity to you ?
********* Nahh
It makes perfectly since to me(Belle's word). In the words of Old Hat, the ineducation of the average and latest (Jesse's words) are now ARTICULATED (this one is from Jacquie) and we can safely say we now know whay (Sandy's word) Lin is "carrying"Kera's TILLION DOLLARS which is very wepensive (BHT's).
It's no wonder the president patters (KLE's word). It must be the pure bread (KLE's dog) that Rex's photis
saw. That made me think of Blob's quest for a barbequed dog and it will never end.
Perhaps it is just a pathelogical affliction from Canada ( Erd's contribution) that makes a Merriage become "passe (Putt's words).
Now that I have completely confused and I have contributed to the cynicalness (Ron's multi-talent) of the readers, I think I am going to join Verd in RCK's lair to have a good MOKE and be undeeped by Molla.
Happy Moking everyone!!